Tuesday, June 07, 2016
A Drunk Dinosaur Crash
Percy: Hey, Cyndi, what do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
Cyndi: I didn't know dinosaurs could drive.
Percy: This one can.
Cyndi: Is he insured?
Percy: I don't know. I suppose so.
Cyndi: Is he carrying uninsured motorist?
Percy: How would I know? I can't ask to see his policy.
Cyndi: Sure you can. If he hits you, you have every right to ask for his insurance information.
Percy: He didn't hit me.
Cyndi: Then whom did he hit?
Percy: It doesn't matter. Wait, he didn't hit anybody. He just crashed his car.
Cyndi: Are you sure he crashed his own car?
Percy: I assume if there's a dinosaur driving a car, it would have to be a very large car, so I also assume it's his own car.
Cyndi: Well, if there's one very large dinosaur car, there must be more. If you see a dinosaur have an accident while driving a very large car, I'd suggest you dial 9-1-1 to report a drunk crashing a stolen vehicle.
Percy: I asked what you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car. How did he end up drunk in a stolen vehicle?
Cyndi: I don't know. It's your story. If you didn't have all the details, you shouldn't have mentioned it.
Taylor: Percy, I couldn't help but overhear the conversation. I'd sure like to know the answer to what to call it when a dinosaur crashes his car.
Percy: Oh, no! I'm not falling for that. Before I can answer, you'll try to convince me Mr. Dinosaur killed Mrs. Dinosaur and her body was in the trunk.
Taylor: Why would you think that? I'm sure he had enough sense to dump her body before he got drunk, stole a car and crashed it.
Percy: It was a joke, a two-line joke. Now it's a full length book and I don't even remember the punch line.
Cyndi: Taylor and I read the joke the other day . When a dinosaur crashes his car it's called -
Taylor: A tyrannosaurus Wrecks.