Canine Comfort Union

Marcus:  Hey, did you guys see what Jan did to my new bed?

Cyndi:  I wasn't aware you have a new bed.

Marcus:  Yes, Jan finally bought me a new mattress so I won't roll off the old dangerous one and get hurt again.  Sam fell off a few times, too, and Jan was terrified she'd fall onto the floor one night also. 

Cyndi:  Buddy sleeps on the bed.  How many times has he rolled off it?

Marcus:  Never.  He sprawls across the foot of the bed and pushes Jan's feet over.  I appreciate the gift, especially since it's bigger than the old one; however, she has piled two gates and a storage container on it so there's no room for me and Buddy to sleep. 

Cyndi:  That's because she doesn't want you two leaping and digging on the bed during the daytime.

Marcus: We have our own top sheet so Jan can't complain about muddy paw prints.  It's not fair we're banned from the bed in daylight!  Right, Merci? 

Merci:  I wouldn't know.  I sleep on a bed just my size.

Cyndi:  We cats don't have any problem finding a spot to sleep on the new sheets Miss Pat gave Jan for the new mattress.  Or on your top sheet. 

Marcus:  Well, I'm going to talk to my union rep and we'll see about this!

Merci:  I believe you have to have a job and belong to a union before you can complain to a union rep.

Marcus:  I was referring to my Canine Comfort Union Rep.  I'm a member in good standing.

Cyndi:  I believe it's more like you're a member in your imagination.

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