Marcus: Hey, did you guys see what Jan did to my new bed?
Cyndi: I wasn't aware you have a new bed.
Marcus: Yes, Jan finally bought me a new mattress so I won't roll off the old dangerous one and get hurt again. Sam fell off a few times, too, and Jan was terrified she'd fall onto the floor one night also.
Cyndi: Buddy sleeps on the bed. How many times has he rolled off it?
Marcus: Never. He sprawls across the foot of the bed and pushes Jan's feet over. I appreciate the gift, especially since it's bigger than the old one; however, she has piled two gates and a storage container on it so there's no room for me and Buddy to sleep.
Cyndi: That's because she doesn't want you two leaping and digging on the bed during the daytime.
Marcus: We have our own top sheet so Jan can't complain about muddy paw prints. It's not fair we're banned from the bed in daylight! Right, Merci?
Merci: I wouldn't know. I sleep on a bed just my size.
Cyndi: We cats don't have any problem finding a spot to sleep on the new sheets Miss Pat gave Jan for the new mattress. Or on your top sheet.
Marcus: Well, I'm going to talk to my union rep and we'll see about this!
Merci: I believe you have to have a job and belong to a union before you can complain to a union rep.
Marcus: I was referring to my Canine Comfort Union Rep. I'm a member in good standing.
Cyndi: I believe it's more like you're a member in your imagination.
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