Percy: I'm not sad. I'm hungry and Jan won't let me have any of the treats in the bag until she's done with the photos.
Cyndi: That's too bad, Percy. You should file a complaint with the FTWCA.
|Poor sad Percy.|
Marcus: What's the FTWCA?
Cameron: It's the Feline Treat Withholding Correction Agency.\
Micah: What can they do about Percy's lack of treats?
Sam: They could force Jan to give us more.
Merci: She wouldn't go to jail, would she?
Rusty: Nah, not the first time. If she cooperated, she'd just get a warning and a fine.
Marcus: Oh, I'm so relieved. I thought I was about to become homeless again.
Note: This was written while Cameron was still with us, but overlooked and not published.