Rusty: Knock, knock.
Jan: Who's there?
Rusty: It's me, Rusty. Don't you recognize me?
Jan: Of course I recognize you. I thought you were going to tell me a knock, knock joke.
Rusty: Okay, if you insist. Knock, knock.
Jan: Who's there?
Rusty: Orange.
Jan: Orange who?
Rusty: Orange you going to let me in?
Jan: But you just begged me to let you outside. Why would you want to go back in already?
Rusty: *sigh* I think I'll go sit in the doghouse and meditate on the futility of having a lucid conversation around here.
MOL!
ReplyDeleteYou meditate in THE DOGHOUSE!!!!!!!! CRIKEY ...
ReplyDeleteRusty you go ahead and meditate in the Doghouse... butt we think it will be a case of the Triumph of HOPE over Experience...
ReplyDeleteOur cat must walk through every open door she sees.
ReplyDeletePoor Rusty. You are funny :)
ReplyDeleteAhhhhhhhhh BOL
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
We're thinking you want to go back in already because you can. Right, Rusty? :)
ReplyDeleteMOL good one!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
Orange yiu the funny one?!?!
ReplyDeleteRusty you are so cute!
ReplyDeleteI love a good knock-knock joke!
ReplyDeleteI think you have to give Jan a bit more time on some things like knock knock jokes, Rusty. But that was a good one for those of us kitties who can grasp subtlety more easily than anthros.
ReplyDeleteBOL BOL! You's so funny!
ReplyDeleteMOL! How'd the meditation go?
ReplyDeleteHari OM
ReplyDeletemmwwahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh.... (can you hear me from over here in Illinois??? Yup, I'sa on common soil with you all!) hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx
You are truly a funny cat Rusty! Is it quieter in the doghouse?
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
Rusty, humans are impossible to understand or have any kind of meaningful conversation with. It really can be annoying. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteMOL Rusty! The dog house and a meditation session sounds like a really good idea right now!!!
ReplyDeletePurrs
Basil & Co xox
Um...in or out...
ReplyDeletewherevfur you may be,
you are funny!!
So do not pout,
let alone shout.
Just sit tight,
enjoy the sunlight,
And a big dose of nip...
Cause today
We heard you say:
Let me in; Let me out!
Orange kitty, you are funny and we loved hearing your joke...sorry about that lame joke of a poem we tried to mew fur you:)
Oh Rusty..why is it that in is for only a short time and then out is back hahhaahah :) Loves Fozziemum xxx
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