Wednesday, June 08, 2016

Knock, Knock Orange




Rusty:  Knock, knock.

Jan:  Who's there?

Rusty:  It's me, Rusty.  Don't you recognize me?

Jan:  Of course I recognize you.  I thought you were going to tell me a knock, knock joke.


Rusty:  Okay, if you insist.  Knock, knock.

Jan:  Who's there?

Rusty:  Orange.

Jan:  Orange who?

Rusty:  Orange you going to let me in?

Jan:  But you just begged me to let you outside.  Why would you want to go back in already?

Rusty:  *sigh*  I think I'll go sit in the doghouse and meditate on the futility of having a lucid conversation around here.    


20 comments:

  1. You meditate in THE DOGHOUSE!!!!!!!! CRIKEY ...

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  2. Rusty you go ahead and meditate in the Doghouse... butt we think it will be a case of the Triumph of HOPE over Experience...

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  3. Our cat must walk through every open door she sees.

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  4. We're thinking you want to go back in already because you can. Right, Rusty? :)

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  5. MOL good one!!!!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  6. Orange yiu the funny one?!?!

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  7. I love a good knock-knock joke!

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  8. I think you have to give Jan a bit more time on some things like knock knock jokes, Rusty. But that was a good one for those of us kitties who can grasp subtlety more easily than anthros.

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  9. Hari OM
    mmwwahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh.... (can you hear me from over here in Illinois??? Yup, I'sa on common soil with you all!) hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

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  10. You are truly a funny cat Rusty! Is it quieter in the doghouse?

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  11. Rusty, humans are impossible to understand or have any kind of meaningful conversation with. It really can be annoying. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  12. MOL Rusty! The dog house and a meditation session sounds like a really good idea right now!!!

    Purrs

    Basil & Co xox

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  13. Um...in or out...
    wherevfur you may be,
    you are funny!!
    So do not pout,
    let alone shout.
    Just sit tight,
    enjoy the sunlight,
    And a big dose of nip...
    Cause today
    We heard you say:
    Let me in; Let me out!

    Orange kitty, you are funny and we loved hearing your joke...sorry about that lame joke of a poem we tried to mew fur you:)

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  14. Oh Rusty..why is it that in is for only a short time and then out is back hahhaahah :) Loves Fozziemum xxx

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