Micah: Okay, so we're all agreed?
Rusty: Yes, it's time to have a group discussion with Jan about her scattered brains!
Cyndi: No, no, no! Jan does not have scattered brains; she has been becoming increasingly scatterbrained.
Rusty: That's what I said.
Micah: Not exactly.
Percy: Can we get this meeting over with? It's past time for my cowisthenics.
Taylor: Oh, great, you're starting to sound like Jan. It's calisthenics.
Percy: Not if you learned your exercise routine from watching cows on TV. Marcus, are you with us kitties on this?
Marcus: Yep! At least I think so. I'm still not sure what scattered brains are.
Micah: We all know know Binky from Angelwhisper2011. Binky has been being harassed by a bird. We left a comment saying we hope the bird will move elsewhere.
Marcus: What does that have to do with Jan's brains?
Rusty: Everything. As you know, the heat and humidity have Jan too tired to do much of anything, including think. Yesterday a friend took her out of town for lunch.
Taylor: When Jan got home, she sat down at the computer and tried to stay awake; however, when she read the email - actually our email notification - stating Binky had responded to our comment saying the bird is waiting every morning and is very annoying, Jan went right over to Binky's blog to write a suggestion.
Cyndi: Jan came thiiiisssss close to asking Binky, have you tried barking at it?
Rusty: Binky is a C-A-T.
Marcus: Oh. **light bulb** Oh, now I get it. It's like when I walked Jan just before sundown last night, we passed a guy walking with a female version of me. (Wow, is she gorgeous!) The guy and the lovely dog crossed the street, and Jan called out a cheery, "Gooood morning!"
Micah: Good example. Now let's go have a talk with Jan and see if we can fix her.
Taylor: I think it's too late. I hear snoring from the kitchen.
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Taylor: This week we interviewed Lucy, Benny, Sadie and Ringo from All About the Cats (It's All About the Cats). You can read their story, Lucy and Benny Chat About the Cats, at Mousebreath.com.
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