*Scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll*
Cyndi: Hey, today's post is missing. Where did it go?
Merci: It didn't go anywhere. We didn't write one.
Cyndi: We did post an interview on Mousebreath, didn't we?
Cyndi: Did we do anything for today?
Merci: No. You know Jan has been doing hard labor these last months in the heat and humidity and to say she's been creaky and crabby and running way behind on everything would be an understatement.
Cyndi: Isn't that what we pay her the big bucks for?
Merci: We don't have any big bucks!
Cyndi: Okay, I got a bit carried away, but we don't have opposing thumbs so we can't clean up after ourselves or whip this yard into shape with a skinny weed eater, so maybe we should order some braces for her tottering legs and a scarecrow rack to keep her upright.
Merci: Have you considered how impossible it would be for Jan to feed us or change our litter with her arms sticking straight out in midair? Why don't we just have a quiet weekend and stay out of her way so she doesn't fall on one of us.
Cyndi: Well, it was mean of her to wait until 10 p.m. to tell us if we wanted to write a post, we had better be quick about it.
Merci: And then there was that big bolt of lightning and she turned off the computer before Percy could even sit down at the computer.
Cyndi: To be fair, it was too late for us old furries to start weaving the pieces of an interview together. Percy would have fallen asleep on the keyboard and we know from past experience what havoc that can wreak!
Merci: Today was shot because Jan had something important that had to be done on the computer!
Cyndi: Hopefully, next week will be easier and we will post another Mousebreath interview. *scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll* Jan needs to get her act together so we have more computer time. Everyone is going to forget us because we are rarely posting any more.
Merci: Don't worry, Cyndi, we'll always have Marcus's friends the geese.
Cyndi: I didn't know geese read blogs.
Merci: Well, surely if geese hold recitals and singalongs (Late for a Recital) they have a channel on YouTube.. And while they're online, I'm sure they stop by to read about Marcus, their biggest fan.
Friday, August 11, 2017
Tuesday, August 08, 2017
Mo: Look who's coming this way!
Minnie: Oh, no, it's that dog that thinks he speaks goose.
Mo: Has anyone told him all geese are not named Minnie or Mo?
Minnie: I doubt it. He has a hearing problem.
Mo: How do you know that:
Minnie: Listen to this. "HONK, HONK!"
Marcus: Hey, Buddy, did you hear that? Minnie just yelled, "Hey Marcus, good to see you again."
Buddy: Are you sure? I just heard, "Honk, honk."
Marcus: Of course, I'm sure. I speak fluent goose.
Mo: "Honk, honk, hoooonk!"
Buddy: If Minnie is so glad to see you, why are all the geese waddling off in the other direction?
Marcus: Mo said they're sorry they have to go, but they're late for a recital.
Buddy: They're late for a what?
Marcus: A recital. Or did he say they're late for a singalong? The two words are very similar in goose, you know.
Friday, August 04, 2017
Micah: We are glad to still see some of our posted badges in our travels around the blogs. It's the "I Was Featured by the FFF" badge for those we have interviewed for Mousebreath.
Rusty: We were pleased to add Taylor when we resumed the interviews this year, but we sometimes feel a bit sad for those we have had to remove from the badge over the years: Cameron, Cotton, Crystal.
Cyndi: We were the fuor "C"s. I'm the only one left. I hope we don't have to leave alphabetically for the bridge. Not that any of us are in any hurry to go.
Taylor: Or chronologically, since you're the oldest of us felines. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that, should I?
Cyndi: No! You should have said we have a new interview this week with two cats we met recently.
Taylor: Do the mice really play?
Taylor: Tessa and Kajsa are from the blog When the Cat is Away.
Rusty: Oh, you want to know if the mice play when the cat is away?
Micah: You'll have to ask Tessa and Kajsa.
Percy: If you haven't met them yet, you will enjoy the introduction. You can read their story,Tessa and Kajsa from Helsinki, on Mousebreath.
Friday, July 28, 2017
Percy: All right, crew, let's get cracking on tomorrow's post so we can hit the haystack before midnight.
Taylor: We can't crack anything; we don't have a haystack.
Rusty: We have a nutcracker in the kitchen drawer, but I think he was referring to hitting the hay.
Cyndi: Well, if we're going to sleep on hay, I hope none of you peed on it first.
Micah: It's too hot and humid to crack anything, but we do have a post to write, so let's get it done.
Percy: We enjoyed interviewing Jasper, Jose, Huggy Bear and Maggie. Jasper is one of the old-time bloggers who started before we did. Drop by Mousebreath to read their story, Jasper McKitten-Cat and Siblings.
We are joining the Pet Parade hosted by Rascal and Rocco, Basil the Bionic Cat, Barking from the Bayou and Owned by a husky.