Percy: Hey, Marcus, you love to have your picture taken. Why are you not looking at the camera?
Marcus: Because Jan said this post is not about me and I'm looking to see who usurped my post.
Percy: Then who is this post about?
Buddy: It isn't about anybody. It's about this pot of lovely petunias. Someone named Alice gifted them to Jan last week.
Percy: Someone actually gave Jan living flowers? Didn't anyone tell Alice Jan has a black thumb and everything she touches dies?
Buddy: I guess not. And surprisingly, they're still alive.
Percy: It was really nice of Alice to give Jan the flowers to enjoy. Oh, you can look at the camera now, Marcus.
Marcus: Not really. There has to be someone hiding in the bushes to protect these flowers.
Buddy: I doubt it. We would have caught a whiff of his scent if anyone was hiding there.
Marcus: By the way, did you happen to notice anything funny about the flowerpot?
Percy: I didn't. Did you, Buddy?
Marcus: Take a closer look. The pot has two right feet.
Percy: Hey, you're right. That is funny. Who ever heard of a flowerpot with two right feet?
Marcus: Actually, who ever heard of a flowerpot with polished toenails wearing flip flops?
Buddy: Don't laugh. It's the perfect gift for Jan.
Buddy: Because Jan has two left feet.
Marcus: I never noticed that. Are you sure?
Buddy: Of course. I've heard her say many a time over the years that she can't dance because she has two left feet.
Percy: Well, now she has a flowerpot to dance with.
Marcus: This I have to see!
PS - Remember our post on Our Mystery Guest? Drop by Bacon's Travels in the South post from yesterday to see some familiar faces. Without the pictures, we would think we imagined meeting a couple of pet bloggers in the flesh.
We are joining Pepi Smart Dog and friends for the Thankful Thursday blog hop.