Friday, June 10, 2016

A Girl Named Zeb


Buddy:  Hey, Marcus, want to hear a joke? 

Marcus:  Sure.

Buddy:  What did the blonde call her pet zebra?

Marcus:  That's easy.  She called him Zeb.

Buddy:  Why would you think she named him Zeb?

Marcus:  It's only logical.  Your nickname would be Bud.  Mine would be Marc.  Per for Percy. So a zebra would be Zeb.  

Buddy:  Cyndi would clobber you on the head if you started calling her "Cyn". 

Marcus: Okay, then what did the blonde call her pet zebra?

Buddy:  Spot.

Marcus:  Spot?  That's the punch line?

Buddy:  Come on, you know how these blonde jokes go. She can call her zebra Spot but when we get a zebra, we'll name him Zeb.

Marcus: Buddy, one question.

Buddy:  Yes?

Marcus:  What if the zebra we get is a girl?


Kittycaperz asked yesterday if we have a zebra joke.  Yes, we did.

We are joining the Pet Parade blog hop with hosts Rascal and RoccoBionic Basil, Barking From the Bayou and Love is being owned by a husky.

16 comments:

  1. Crikey ...... Marcus must have some Aussie blood in him, aye?? We Aussies shorten EVERYONE's names just like Marcus said.
    OMD!!!!! the blonde called her pet zebra SPOT?????? How funny is that?????

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  2. Hey friends!! Sorry we've been MIA! Happy Friday!!

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  3. Do you have an elephant joke?

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  4. WAIT!!! What IS the punch line?

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  5. Thanks for Pet Parading with us and your funny Zeb joke. BOL!

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  6. Oh, you two and your jokes. MOL!

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  7. The funniest part was Marcus being perplexed by the actual punchline. SO funny! :)

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  8. Marcus, are you blonde? just kidding.

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  9. Nothing wrong with being a littlr punchy!

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  10. Y'all are so funny!! A zebra named Spot!!! MOL!!!! Thanks for the joke!!!!

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  11. You guyz crack us up!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  12. We think that blonde was a bit mixed up...zebras have stripes not spots. That was funny though and you all gave us a laugh. Hugs and nose kisses

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  13. Makes complete sense. Zeb for Zebra. Have you every seen a zebra? I think all my boys would freak! ~RascalandRocco

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  14. Well, if the zebra was a girl she could be called Bez...which is Zeb reversed! MOL!

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