Friday, June 10, 2016
A Girl Named Zeb
Buddy: Hey, Marcus, want to hear a joke?
Buddy: What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Marcus: That's easy. She called him Zeb.
Buddy: Why would you think she named him Zeb?
Marcus: It's only logical. Your nickname would be Bud. Mine would be Marc. Per for Percy. So a zebra would be Zeb.
Buddy: Cyndi would clobber you on the head if you started calling her "Cyn".
Marcus: Okay, then what did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Marcus: Spot? That's the punch line?
Buddy: Come on, you know how these blonde jokes go. She can call her zebra Spot but when we get a zebra, we'll name him Zeb.
Marcus: Buddy, one question.
Marcus: What if the zebra we get is a girl?
Kittycaperz asked yesterday if we have a zebra joke. Yes, we did.
We are joining the Pet Parade blog hop with hosts Rascal and Rocco, Bionic Basil, Barking From the Bayou and Love is being owned by a husky.