We haven't been able to come up with anything original, so this is our only joke.
Why did the man go out and buy a set of tools?
Because everyone kept telling him he had a screw loose.
Because everyone kept telling him he had a screw loose.
We did find something the other day that should make Auntie Deb feel good about her doctor. Imagine this guy as the surgeon doing any of her procedures or surgery.
An excerpt from the short story in the London Free Press by Chris Kubinski:
"First, let me say that alcohol played no part whatsoever in my misadventure. Time of the accident was in the neighborhood of 11:00 a.m. on a Sunday. I don't drink before noon. How did it happen?" You can read the full -- and funny -- story here.
http://lfpress.ca/cgi-bin/publish.cgi?p=228310&s=mmagazine
Auntie Deb, even though we, along with the Cat Blogosphere, are joking about your loose screws, we all hope you will be feeling better soon. And we know you're sad about Charlie cat going to the bridge because you helped ML rescue him while you were visiting her. Visit Auntie Deb at The Taylor CatSSSSS.
And again we're asking for all of you that can to please vote for Merci in the Cutest Dog Competition. She hasn't a chance this week, but if you get in the habit of voting daily, perhaps she can win next week, or the week after. The weekly prize is $500 and we could really use the money. We have pledged $50 (10%) to whatever need we are aware of at the time should we win.
Click on Merci's photo on the sidebar or under the header at the top of this page or on this direct link to her voting page.
http://www.cutestdogcompetition.com/vote.cfm?h=194291465301F78C17ECD3F5BA4AB250
Auntie Deb, even though we, along with the Cat Blogosphere, are joking about your loose screws, we all hope you will be feeling better soon. And we know you're sad about Charlie cat going to the bridge because you helped ML rescue him while you were visiting her. Visit Auntie Deb at The Taylor CatSSSSS.
And again we're asking for all of you that can to please vote for Merci in the Cutest Dog Competition. She hasn't a chance this week, but if you get in the habit of voting daily, perhaps she can win next week, or the week after. The weekly prize is $500 and we could really use the money. We have pledged $50 (10%) to whatever need we are aware of at the time should we win.
Click on Merci's photo on the sidebar or under the header at the top of this page or on this direct link to her voting page.
http://www.cutestdogcompetition.com/vote.cfm?h=194291465301F78C17ECD3F5BA4AB250
Cute screw jokes.
ReplyDeleteI've voted, but must remind mom do to it everyday.
I know that's gonna make Auntie Deb feel much better.
ReplyDeleteHealing *RUMBLEPURRS* to Auntie Deb
ReplyDeleteI just hope all her laughing won't khause any other issues ;-)
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra
We thinks the screw jokes are funny. We hopes Auntie Deb does too.
ReplyDeleteWe are voting for Merci. If you can send us the code we will put the thingy in our side bar. Paws crossed Merci wins. She had 194 votes when we voted today. We thinks that is a good showing. ~S,S,C & F
Poor Auntie Deb, hope someone can tighten her screws soon so she can feel better. We must admit the jokes are funny.
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend and we are off to vote again.
Woos, the OP Pack
Yikes! Bet that man felt silly.
ReplyDeleteYou voted two a few time, will try to do it everyday too!
ReplyDeleteGreat jokes!
Big hugs,
Loki
It was so nice to have you visit us today, and it's so nice to be back! We're all purring & purraying very hard for Auntie Deb.
ReplyDeleteHugs & Purrs,
Rocky & staff
Paws crossed for your Auntie Deb!
ReplyDeleteKisses and hugs
Lorenza