Wednesday, September 30, 2015

The FTWCA

Buddy:  What's wrong, Percy?  You look sad.

Percy:  I'm not sad.  I'm hungry and Jan won't let me have any of the treats in the bag until she's done with the photos.

Cyndi:  That's too bad, Percy.  You should file a complaint with the FTWCA.


Poor sad Percy.

Marcus:  What's the FTWCA?

Cameron:  It's the Feline Treat Withholding Correction Agency.\

Micah:  What can they do about Percy's lack of treats?

Sam:  They could force Jan to give us more.

Merci:  She wouldn't go to jail, would she?

Rusty:  Nah, not the first time.  If she cooperated, she'd just get a warning and a fine.

Marcus:  Oh, I'm so relieved.  I thought I was about to become homeless again.

Note:  This was written while Cameron was still with us, but overlooked and not published.  

14 comments:

  1. I bet my human is in big trouble with the FTWCA - she makes me do TRICKS for my treats!

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  2. Hari OM
    Heheheh, I reckon if infringement after one warning from FTWCA... there would need to be a call up to the Blogville Pawlicitors... hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

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  3. That really explain a lot!

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  4. Very cute. Weez might have to look into dat FTWCA fur mommy. MOL And weez glad to hear weez not da only ones wiffout a smawrty pants fone or takin' fotos furst fing in da meownins. MOL

    Lluv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  5. We need to file a complaint with the FTWCA!

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  6. We need to file a complaint with the FTWCA!

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  7. If there is one of those for dogs, send the number right away. We have some issues to deal with around here.

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  8. Jan is greedy like our mom
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  9. I hope my cats don't find out about this organization.

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  10. guys...thanx for de linx two de FTWCA coz we gotta list oh complaints that will run frum heer ta isle of cod & bak again ....♥♥♥♥

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  11. I hope the FTWCA can sort Jan out. That is just wrong to withhold the treats.

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  12. Oh, we need to contact the FTWTCA here, too!

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  13. We never heard of FTWCA, we have to look into it ! Purrs

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