Saturday, September 12, 2015

Frankie and Ernie Snow Freak Chaos


BUDDY:  Our friends Frankie and Ernie have been offline (for the most part) while their typist lazed around for the summer

PERCY:  No, Buddy is kidding.  Their typist mom and their dad were actually working hard to downsize their possessions, pack up what's left, and move to Pencil Vane E Ah to be closer to family.

CYNDI:  We have been waiting for them to return to blogging.  We understand they moved Tuesday and today is supposed to be the big return day.

MERCI:  So we would like to ... uh, what's that?  Micah, do you see what I see?

MICAH:  Yes.  Guys, get your nose out of the goodies box. Listen to me!  R-U-N!

CYNDI:  Eeeeeeeeeek!  We're running!  Where do we go?


RUSTY:  Oh, no.  We heard a rumor that Frankie and Ernie's mom allowed some of her snow freaks to escape while she was packing them! 

CYNDI:  Frankie and Ernie are terrified of their mom's snow freaks.  They wreak havoc wherever they appear.  (The snow freaks, not Frankie and Ernie.)


PERCY:  Guys, behind you!  Look behind you!  We're being invaded.  R-U-N for your lives!

MARCUS:  *waves paw*  Hey, Percy.  Do you want to come outside to play with us?

RUSTY:  Turn around!  Snow freaks!  Snow freaks behind you.

SAM:  No, we're not snow freaks.  We don't like snow, remember?

MICAH:  You nincompoops, TURN AROUND!

MERCI:  Help!  Mrs. Frankie and Ernie's Mom, helllllllp! 


SAM:  Oh, no, they're in back of us and in front of us.  Where do we hide?

MERCI:  Cyndi, push the screen door open and let us in!


Whispers heard from a secret hiding place.

MICAH:  *low groan* Sam, get off of my paw.  You weigh a ton.

SAM:  Sorry, Micah.  Someone pushed me.

CYNDI:   Rusty, get your butt out of my face.  Your long fur tickles my nose.

BUDDY:   Will you all be quiet!  They'll hear us.

PERCY:   We're doing the best we can.  It's very cramped in here.

MARCUS:  It sure is.  And dark.  Pitch black.  I'm not sure if I'm facing one of you or a wall.

RUSTY:   Does anyone have a match?

MERCI:  We're hiding in a tiny closet from renegade snow freaks.  There's barely room to breathe and you want a match?

Along with a host of your other friends, we would like to welcome you back to blogging, Frankie and Ernie.  We recently read you already met a number of friendly canine neighbors and some humans too before you moved.  And you'll be getting a new fence for your yard to keep you safe.  We hope you will all love your new life in Pencil Vane E Ah.  Be blessed and happy!

PS -- And please, please, please send your Mom to collect her snow freaks ASAP so we can come out of the closet!  Cyndi has to pee. 


Our Caturday Art blog hop picture.  It is hosted by Athena. We used the Craquelure Filter in Photoshop Elements.  It is supposed to make a painting look old, but you know Jan, she can't read, so she used it anyway to give the picture a different effect.


And our Sepia Saturday blog hop picture.  Hosted by Ruckus the Eskie & Earl's World.

28 comments:

  1. Love all you kittehs digging into the toy box!

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  2. Hari OM
    Hip hip Horraaahhhh, the Furters and Schnitzels are on their way back to us... just in the nick of time by the looks of this mayhem!!! Hugs whiskeries and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  3. Oh, we all need to be on alert! Those snow freaks will sneak up on you anywhere!!!! Oh, I hope Frankie and Ernie's mom comes to collect all of them soon.
    Oz

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  4. I'm not too sure about those crazy snow freaks!

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  5. I'm glad Frankie and Ernie live closer to Sarge now... maybe he can borrow their mom the pawlice mobile to collect all that snow freaks? and a truck with bars is the best for transporting that white guys :o)

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  6. Hope they get picked up soon so that you can all come out of the closet and pee!

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  7. MOL MOL MOL I hear farm snowfreaks are the hardest to exterminate...you might need to call our the Paws with claws. MOL a (very) little feline humor
    Hugs and what a great post
    Madi your bfff

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  8. We love your snow freaks!! They made us laugh when they showed up everywhere..!
    Thanks fur your Gotcha Day wishes for Chopin!

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  9. they are crossing the globe those snow freaks,xx Speedy

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  10. Love these pics!

    Purrs xx
    Athena and Marie

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  11. We'd run and hide from those snow freaks too!

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  12. We had one of those snowfreaks visit us today too, but you know how MUCH we love snow. So we are asking everyone to send all those wandering snowfreaks to OP so we can have lots of snow:)

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  13. OMD! Y'all were invaded by the snow freaks!

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  14. Wow, furiends do you have room in that dark closet for me?!?! I've had all of those crazy snowfreaks I can stand today and I'd love to be there with all of you. Great idea. Maybe we can use one of my closets here and divide up so it isn't so cramped. BOL Thanks so much for posting today!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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  15. Protect yourselves at all costs!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  16. We are glad you all found a place to hide!! Teeheehee
    Smileys!
    Dory, Arty, Jakey & Bilbo

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  17. We have heard about the snow freaks that Escaped from the Mover Guy's Truck... We are SOOOOOoooo sorry that they found their way to YOU..
    Try PEEing on them...
    We will be back to blogging in about a week or so... this MOVING is No Fun... We are now in the UN BOXING Phase...
    THANKS fur the good giggle... we really NEEDED it after THIS mess...

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  18. LOL! Snow freaks! Has Cyndi peed yet? These pics are so cute! Hope you guys were able to come out from hiding in the tiny closet!

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  19. Those snowmen, I mean snow freaks look cute. I’m not scared of nothing. TW is terrified of them and the winter coming. MOL!

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  20. LOL! This was hilarious!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  21. Thanks for joining Ruckus The Eskie and Earl's World! in the Sepia Saturday Blog Hop!

    sumskersandearlskers13.blogspot.com

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  22. Those albino brain chiggers snowfreaks are invading everywhere. They are taking control of our minds. Don't eat any yellow snow you guys.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  23. Thank you for the kind words you left on my blog about the loss of Lucy. And thank you for the chuckle- snow freaks :)

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  24. Those snow freaks would freak us out, too! Especially while it's still summer here!

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  25. hello funny farmers its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow it seems like their ar snow freeks evryware this week!!! fortchoonatly we hav ben having sutch a heet wayv heer they wood melt immedyatly if they dayrd set fut in the mithikal sitty of oshunside!!! ok bye

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  26. That was too funny! The art was coolio!

    Don't you furs know that snow melts,and soon those snowfreaks at your den will vamoose...we hope, BOL/LOL!

    It was 46F here this am and now its already 49F...so, those real snowfreaks might soon invade, too...Oh NO!

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