Saturday, September 12, 2015
Frankie and Ernie Snow Freak Chaos
BUDDY: Our friends Frankie and Ernie have been offline (for the most part) while their typist lazed around for the summer
PERCY: No, Buddy is kidding. Their typist mom and their dad were actually working hard to downsize their possessions, pack up what's left, and move to Pencil Vane E Ah to be closer to family.
CYNDI: We have been waiting for them to return to blogging. We understand they moved Tuesday and today is supposed to be the big return day.
MERCI: So we would like to ... uh, what's that? Micah, do you see what I see?
MICAH: Yes. Guys, get your nose out of the goodies box. Listen to me! R-U-N!
CYNDI: Eeeeeeeeeek! We're running! Where do we go?
RUSTY: Oh, no. We heard a rumor that Frankie and Ernie's mom allowed some of her snow freaks to escape while she was packing them!
CYNDI: Frankie and Ernie are terrified of their mom's snow freaks. They wreak havoc wherever they appear. (The snow freaks, not Frankie and Ernie.)
PERCY: Guys, behind you! Look behind you! We're being invaded. R-U-N for your lives!
MARCUS: *waves paw* Hey, Percy. Do you want to come outside to play with us?
RUSTY: Turn around! Snow freaks! Snow freaks behind you.
SAM: No, we're not snow freaks. We don't like snow, remember?
MICAH: You nincompoops, TURN AROUND!
MERCI: Help! Mrs. Frankie and Ernie's Mom, helllllllp!
SAM: Oh, no, they're in back of us and in front of us. Where do we hide?
MERCI: Cyndi, push the screen door open and let us in!
Whispers heard from a secret hiding place.
MICAH: *low groan* Sam, get off of my paw. You weigh a ton.
SAM: Sorry, Micah. Someone pushed me.
CYNDI: Rusty, get your butt out of my face. Your long fur tickles my nose.
BUDDY: Will you all be quiet! They'll hear us.
PERCY: We're doing the best we can. It's very cramped in here.
MARCUS: It sure is. And dark. Pitch black. I'm not sure if I'm facing one of you or a wall.
RUSTY: Does anyone have a match?
MERCI: We're hiding in a tiny closet from renegade snow freaks. There's barely room to breathe and you want a match?
Along with a host of your other friends, we would like to welcome you back to blogging, Frankie and Ernie. We recently read you already met a number of friendly canine neighbors and some humans too before you moved. And you'll be getting a new fence for your yard to keep you safe. We hope you will all love your new life in Pencil Vane E Ah. Be blessed and happy!
PS -- And please, please, please send your Mom to collect her snow freaks ASAP so we can come out of the closet! Cyndi has to pee.
Our Caturday Art blog hop picture. It is hosted by Athena. We used the Craquelure Filter in Photoshop Elements. It is supposed to make a painting look old, but you know Jan, she can't read, so she used it anyway to give the picture a different effect.
And our Sepia Saturday blog hop picture. Hosted by Ruckus the Eskie & Earl's World.