Thursday, September 10, 2015

Less Than Two Seconds

MARCUS:  Hey, that's my soccer ball. 


PERCY:  No, that's not a soccer ball.  The dirty red one is the one you have always used to play canine soccer.  Supposedly an elephant can stand on it without breaking it. 

RUSTY:  Jan has always feared you'd break a tooth butting it about with your head and nose but you have such a hard head, I'd be more concerned with you breaking the ball.



MERCI:  Jan wanted you to play with something softer, so last April she bought this for $8.  A real masculine ball.  Round, solid, but it should not break teeth.


CYNDI:  It took you less than two seconds to deflate it.  You picked it up.  Teeth in, air out.  Jan was in shock. It felt so solid she thought it was made of something other than air.


MARCUS:  Well, I tried to resuscitate it. 

MICAH:  I don't think picking it up in your teeth and tossing it qualifies as resuscitation. 


MARCUS:  Well, it can't be well-made if it falls apart the first time I play with it.


BUDDY:  There was nothing wrong with the ball.  You just wanted Jan to give you back your elephant and Marcus-proof soccer ball.



SAM:  I can't look.  Jan, why didn't you buy us a big box of dog biscuits instead so we could all have had a good chew?

MARCUS:  I guess it worked.  She did give my soccer ball back to me.  I sure was thankful to see it again!  That's my best friend in the whole world.  Well, except for you guys. 


Stop by Pepi Smart Dog for the Thankful Thursday blog hop.  (There is always something to be thankful for!)

And stop by Ruckus the Eskie, Love is being owned by a husky, and Barking from the bayou for the Thoughtless Thursday blog hop.

15 comments:

  1. Hari Om
    Well I guess it goes to show, never underestimate a kids love for their 'blankie'.... or something like that! Happy soccering to you Marcus. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  2. Ruh roh ...hope it was while it lasted for two seconds!

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  3. How sad! We're sorry to hear that the new ball meet such a quick demise. Marcus, we guess you and your red soccer ball are just meant to be together.

    Hope all of you are doing well.

    Hugs!

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  4. How sad! We're sorry to hear that the new ball meet such a quick demise. Marcus, we guess you and your red soccer ball are just meant to be together.

    Hope all of you are doing well.

    Hugs!

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  5. Oh Marcus we hate when the whole thing deflates in two seconds..but you did get the old fave back :) that has to be a bonus :) tell Jan to pop over and enter our contest we would love her to enter :) hugs Fozziemum

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  6. WOW! We heard about Deflate-Gate on the TV thingy but didn't know it was you!

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  7. A ball like that would never last long here either. Jaws of Steel can penetrate anything:)

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  8. LOL! Well hope you had fun!!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  9. Aww, shucks, and it looked like such a fun bouncy ball, too.

    Um...I love to destroy all and any balls too, well I used to. Basketball, soccer balls, volleyballs, playballs, you name it. I deaded tennis balls too, BOL! Baseballs were not allowed, too hard I was told.

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  10. Tee Hee! My hairy slobbery sister Bob used to kill all balls too! We never did find her one she could not deflate.
    Glad to see that yous Marcus, can does that too!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  11. BOL....MArcus, you and Jakey would have a blast playing, "dead the ball"!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  12. *MOL* and *BOL*
    Glad you got your real soccer ball back , Marcus !

    XOXO

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  13. Marcus, that was not a furry well made ball was it? We think Jan should demand a refund.

    You is truly a furry energetic woofie! Glad you still have a ball to play with.

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  14. You guys need a solid rubber ball... A big one!

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  15. PepiSmartDog: what a great post! I was giggling at the antics you guys got up to. Hee Hee!
    Thank you for joining our Thankful Thursday Blog Hop again.
    Appreciate you being with us each week. Hope to see you next week too. *waves paw* :=o)

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