Sunday, September 27, 2015

Country Club Versus Country Kitchen

Buddy says, "Da truf, da hole truf and nuttin but da truf!"

BUDDY:  The other day Jan asked Mr. Doug to give her a ride to the bank.  Then she asked if they could stop at Badcock Furniture so she could check out the store.  It was on the way.

CYNDI:  We're going to share it just the way Jan told the story to us.

Mr. Doug:  Are you sure it's on the way?

Jan:  Yes, it's just a block this side of the bank.  And then I won't have to hike into town to check them out.

CYNDI:  As they drove by where Jan thought it was supposed to be ...

Jan:  Oh, that's right, it was another furniture store there and it closed.  I wonder where Badcock is? 

Mr. Doug:  Maybe someone in the bank knows.

BUDDY:  Inside the bank, Jan asked a bank employee who was walking by if she knew where Badcock Furniture had moved.

Woman #1:  Yes, I do.  Do you know where the Country Club is?  It's right across the street.

Jan:  So if I go SOUTH, Badcock will be directly across the street from the Country Club?  Are you sure? 

Woman #1:  Yes, directly across the street.

CYNDI:  Mr. Doug was even more astounded at the directions than Jan was. Neither of them remembered any stores in that area SOUTH of town.

BUDDY:  Jan went to a teller to do her banking.  When she finished, Mr. Doug was talking to Woman #2 in Customer Service.

Woman #2:  Yes, it's right there.  You can't miss it.

Jan:  It's right where?

Woman #2:  Just head NORTH and Badcock is directly across from Country Kitchen.

Jan:  I'm sorry, are you saying Badcock is NORTH - across from Country Kitchen ... not the Country Club?

Woman #2:  *looks at Jan as if she's a bit lost*  Yes, you can't miss it.

CYNDI: We think this is payback for those times Jan has been asked directions.  She is notoriously bad at remembering names of streets.

BUDDY:  Yes, once she gave a guy directions by counting traffic lights before he should turn.  As he drove away, she hollered, "W-A-A-A-A-I-T!  I gave you walking directions.  Those are one-way streets!

UPDATE:  We've had several ask if Jan ever made it to Badcock Furniture, so we thought we would let you know.  Yes, she did.  Woman #2 gave the correct directions.

13 comments:

  1. Hari OM
    heheheheheeheheehehehehehehehehehehe.... only laughing WITH Jan, cuz have had this happen to me. ... but wait, did the furniture store ever get found??? Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  2. Hahaahahhah oh my..my sense of direction is just as bad guys...i get hopelessly lost all the time...and my satnav makes it even harder..go figure :) loves Fozziemum xxx

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  3. My Dad is very good at getting lost, even with GPS!

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  4. Our Jan got a GPS but it hasn't helped a bit. She still gets lost.

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  5. Did Jan ever find the store?

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  6. We don't know where Badcock Furniture is, but those were some BAD directions! MOL!

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  7. hello funny farmers its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am glad to heer that jan finaly mayd it to the store sayfly!!! did she bring home enny noo furnitcher for yoo to destroy??? ummm i meen sleep on??? ok bye

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  8. MOL Well weez kuldn't tell ya' where any furniture stores awe so there. MOL

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  9. MOL ! Did you finally find the store ? Purrs

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  10. TBT: One streets are totally logical to locals and utterly confoosing to visitors...

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  11. Our lady peep has issues with directions, too...We think she was somewhere else when they were handing out sense of direction...GPS??
    Don't get her started...she'd get lost in our one acre property is it wasn't fenced in...

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    1. Glad you finally *did* get to the right store!

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