Wednesday, September 16, 2015
Under Seven Seconds
BUDDY: We are very proud of Marcus. Recently we posted how he destroyed a Walgreens ball in Less Than Two Seconds.
MERCI: We aren't overrun with places to shop here, so Jan picked up a sturdier and more expensive one at Walmart and Marcus took such good care of it, that one lasted a lot longer.
SAM: Yeah, for less than seven seconds. He likes to pick up his ball and carry it to the imaginary goal line. That dog has some serious teeth!
BUDDY: Look at that tail going forty miles an hour. He's so pleased with himself.
MARCUS: Hey, Jan, this ball isn't any good either. Where's my elephant-proof soccer ball?
MERCI: Marcus, you're not supposed to destroy your toys. You're supposed to have fun with them.
MARCUS: But I am having fun!
SAM: You might as well give Jan what's left of this ball and ask for her to return your soccer ball.
MARCUS: Oh, yes this is more like it. Anyone want to play a quick game of canine soccer with me?