SAM: Uh-oh, some kitty is in trouble.
MARCUS: Some kitty? You mean it's not me in trouble this time?
RUSTY: No, Marcus, not this time!
BUDDY: The other day Jan went to the store and bought some hamburger. When she got home the phone rang, so she set the bag down on the washing machine.
CAMERON: By the time she got off the phone, she had forgotten about it.
MERCI: When she remembered and went back to put it in the fridge, this is what she found.
PERCY: She thinks I did it. Why would she think it was me?
CYNDI: Probably because there was a small hole in the plastic bag and a big hole in the package - without a trace of the missing plastic.
MICAH: And we all know you like to eat plastic, Percy, so you are the most logical suspect.
PERCY: Yes, but you hang out a lot in the kitchen and you like meat, Micah. Why aren't you on the suspected criminal list?
MICAH: Because you're the perfect suspect, Percy, and I'm not known for a plastic appetite.
PERCY: Well, just because you haven't been known for eating plastic, doesn't mean you wouldn't.
SAM: Have either of you considered the other could be innocent?
MICAH and PERCY: NO!
RUSTY: I would definitely point a paw at Marcus, except he would have swiped the bag, eaten the packaging, and left no evidence. Not a trace, except possibly the grocery bag.
MARCUS: *wipes brow with paw* What a relief! I've been proven innocent. Percy and Micah, do you need an attorney? Would you like for me to call one for you?
PERCY and MICAH: Yes, get me Perry Mason!
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