Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Misbehaving Defined

PERCY:  Do you remember this photo from late 2013?  Micah and I get along better now but we still have an occasional disagreement.

MERCI:  What is your definition of "occasional"?  Once a week?  Once a day?  Every other day?

MICAH:  Occasionally.  There was a time Jan despaired of ever having us in the same room.

CAMERON:  Between you two and Rusty, there's a lot of yelling and things going crash in the night. 

SAM:  Or in the day.  You need to take up mediation for peace and tranquility in life.

CYNDI:  Mediation might help but I think you actually mean meditation, Sam.  But the way you and Marcus get along does not set a good example.

MARCUS:  Hey, every time misbehaving enters a conversation, my name is mentioned.

BUDDY:  That's because when I checked online, "Marcus" is listed as the definition for "misbehaving".  You can't sit still for five seconds.  You are constantly trying to tell all of us what to do and driving us all to distraction.

RUSTY:  Marcus doesn't drive.  That was Buddy's department when we had a car.  Marcus nips and chases and -  Is there a military camp for dogs?  I'll give up my allowance to help send him.

SAM:  We don't get an allowance.

RUSTY:  I know.  That's why I'm willing to give it up for Marcus.  Would the rest of you like to chip in too?

PERCY:  We think we should tell you Sunday's Dashcam Performance video was staged, but it still had us all laughing. 

BUDDY:  In case you missed it, you can click on the link above to Sunday's post or you can watch it when you read the story at the Christian Science Monitor.   The video is included with the article.

MARCUS:  Officer Mark Hoffman, we would all doff our hats to you for such a great performance, but most of us don't wear one and Sam won't remove his because it keeps his head warm.

13 comments:

  1. Mediation vs. meditation ...baahahahahhahahahaha. That made us giggle

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  2. We all get along pretty good here, but sometimes someone gets surprised and a flurry of whappy-paws ensues fer about 5 seconds.

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  3. We all get 'along' fairly well. It was Abby who used to be the one who would go along to get along. She always had to have her way -- and that was that. Now no whappy paws, unless Annabelle chases Ping too closely.

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  4. I get along with everybody! Binga was so surprised when she tried to whap me and I wouldn't whap her back. It changed everything.

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  5. Sometimes, we could use some of that mediation, er, um meditation here, too! :)

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  6. If mediation and meditation fails, there is always medication!

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  7. If Fatty doesn't listen to me I bite his ear
    Lily and Edward

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  8. I'm not so sure we could get along with a kitty brother.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  9. Sometimes we get along...and sometimes we do not...dog-guy gets beat up by Pipo, Minko whaps Pipo, and so on...

    You furs make us giggle evfurry time you say anything!!

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  10. Luckily my kitties and huskies all get along well, so we don't have many arguments here.
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  11. Oh dear..we all have our moments hahha I had two of the girls decide after a lovefest on my lap they would get smacky paw started..i lost...just sayin..loves Fozziemum xxx

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  12. hello funny farmers its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am all in favor of redefining misbehaving!!! kan we tayk fernitcher deestrukshun off the list??? ok bye

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