Friday, January 30, 2015

FFHT Treats


MARCUS:  I didn't do it.  I didn't do it.  I didn't do it.  I ...

PERCY:  What are you babbling, Marcus?

MARCUS:  Whatever you're all whispering about, I didn't do it!

CYNDI:  Of course you didn't Marcus.  Not this time.

MARCUS:  I didn't?  Are you sure?

RUSTY:  Of course we're sure.  And we have photographic proof. 

MARCUS:  You do?  Can I see it?


BUDDY:  Here you are, Marcus.  Before Jan left the house yesterday, she opened a new bag of treats and gave all us dogs one. When she returned, there was nothing left of all those treats except the shredded plastic bag they were in.  You can see the mess between your crate and Sam.  That's Merci trying to hide behind him.


SAM:  We greeted Jan at the door and tried to tell her someone broke in while she was gone and stole the treat bag, but we forgot about the telltale plastic. 

MERCI:  Now Sam and I are in trouble.  Not just for stealing the treats but for pigging out right in front of your crate and not sharing with you, Marcus.  We're sorry we made you suffer.  We know how you love to eat.

CAMERON:  Jan was so upset she told me, "It was the worst New Year's resolution that I ever made! I should never have promised the dogs I would try to remember to give them treats more often.  Look what happened when I tried to be nice."

MICAH: I think this is actually kind of funny, Marcus.  The one time you are truly innocent, you're closed in your crate and have an alibi. 

Note:  Everything in this post is factual, except for Jan's words.  We needed the one line for a Fractured Fryday Hairy Tales post.



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16 comments:

  1. Hi Y'all!

    Does this mean y'all will never get any more treats? ever again?

    Y'all come on by,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

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  2. Hey, it's just... art. Modern art.

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  3. Oh dear, the temptation was just too much. We totally understand! BOL!

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  4. Too funny! Amazing what they get themselves into!

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  5. LOL Kilo would be in on this too!

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  6. Uh oh! Up to trouble again! Happy Pet Parade Friday!! ~Rascal and Rocco

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  7. OH MARCUS.... buddy you have developed a COMPLEX... the old... It MUST have been ME complex. We are GLAD that it wasn't ... THIS TIME...
    You needed a Break from all the guilt.. Are you sure you aren't Presbyterian???

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  8. I think the treats are gonna be behind lock and key from now on. MOL

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  9. Maybe Jan should have locked the treats in the crate, instead of Marcus! :)

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  10. Oh poor Marcus, they didn't share the ill-gotten gains wit you? Shame - but at least you didn't get into trouble for once.

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  11. OMC They ate da whole bag in fwunt of yous and yous not got eeven 1? Dat's not wight, just not wight at all. MOL

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  12. OMD....We are so very sorry you didn't get any of those treats Marcus, but at least Jan knows you had nothing to do with it (hopefully that was worth a coupe of treats)!!

    Great Story!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  13. Have a super duper weekend!

    Noodle and crew

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  14. Uh oh!! That's not good!
    Were they yummy treats tho?
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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