Friday, January 30, 2015
MARCUS: I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I ...
PERCY: What are you babbling, Marcus?
MARCUS: Whatever you're all whispering about, I didn't do it!
CYNDI: Of course you didn't Marcus. Not this time.
MARCUS: I didn't? Are you sure?
RUSTY: Of course we're sure. And we have photographic proof.
MARCUS: You do? Can I see it?
BUDDY: Here you are, Marcus. Before Jan left the house yesterday, she opened a new bag of treats and gave all us dogs one. When she returned, there was nothing left of all those treats except the shredded plastic bag they were in. You can see the mess between your crate and Sam. That's Merci trying to hide behind him.
SAM: We greeted Jan at the door and tried to tell her someone broke in while she was gone and stole the treat bag, but we forgot about the telltale plastic.
MERCI: Now Sam and I are in trouble. Not just for stealing the treats but for pigging out right in front of your crate and not sharing with you, Marcus. We're sorry we made you suffer. We know how you love to eat.
CAMERON: Jan was so upset she told me, "It was the worst New Year's resolution that I ever made! I should never have promised the dogs I would try to remember to give them treats more often. Look what happened when I tried to be nice."
MICAH: I think this is actually kind of funny, Marcus. The one time you are truly innocent, you're closed in your crate and have an alibi.
Note: Everything in this post is factual, except for Jan's words. We needed the one line for a Fractured Fryday Hairy Tales post.
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