Marcus is Thankful

CAMERON:  This is going to be Marcus' thankful post. 

MARCUS:  It is?

CAMERON: Yes, you are going to be thankful we're not posting a photo of the mayhem you've perpetuated on Jan. 

MARCUS:  I am?  What did I do?

CAMERON:  We could start with the two black toenails she has as a result of you pouncing on her feet. 

MARCUS:  I couldn't help it.  I'm full of energy. I like to leap.  I'm good at it, you know.   

CAMERON:  Yes, leaping is okay.  It's the landing that causes problems.  And then there is her black and blue foot. 

MARCUS:  Yeah, it really is black, isn't it?   But did I do that too?

CAMERON:  You certainly did.  A week or so ago.  And then there is her shin.  You spun around and ran headfirst into her leg. 

MARCUS:  I do have a vague recollection of that.  What was her leg doing there?

CAMERON:  She was walking with you, remember?

MARCUS:  I've been good since then.

CAMERON:  You call almost giving her a black eye being good?

MARCUS:  I would never!

CAMERON: So what were you expecting to happen when you suddenly leaped in the air and poked her in the eye with your nose on your walk yesterday morning? 

MARCUS:  Oh, that.  I was just checking to see if she was awake.

CAMERON:  I have the impression there will be no apology.  Are you at least thankful you haven't been arrested for assault with a deadly toenail, hard head or wet nose?

MARCUS:  Well, when you put it that way -

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