Thursday, January 22, 2015

Marcus is Thankful

CAMERON:  This is going to be Marcus' thankful post. 

MARCUS:  It is?

CAMERON: Yes, you are going to be thankful we're not posting a photo of the mayhem you've perpetuated on Jan. 

MARCUS:  I am?  What did I do?

CAMERON:  We could start with the two black toenails she has as a result of you pouncing on her feet. 

MARCUS:  I couldn't help it.  I'm full of energy. I like to leap.  I'm good at it, you know.   

CAMERON:  Yes, leaping is okay.  It's the landing that causes problems.  And then there is her black and blue foot. 

MARCUS:  Yeah, it really is black, isn't it?   But did I do that too?

CAMERON:  You certainly did.  A week or so ago.  And then there is her shin.  You spun around and ran headfirst into her leg. 

MARCUS:  I do have a vague recollection of that.  What was her leg doing there?

CAMERON:  She was walking with you, remember?

MARCUS:  I've been good since then.

CAMERON:  You call almost giving her a black eye being good?

MARCUS:  I would never!

CAMERON: So what were you expecting to happen when you suddenly leaped in the air and poked her in the eye with your nose on your walk yesterday morning? 

MARCUS:  Oh, that.  I was just checking to see if she was awake.

CAMERON:  I have the impression there will be no apology.  Are you at least thankful you haven't been arrested for assault with a deadly toenail, hard head or wet nose?

MARCUS:  Well, when you put it that way -



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19 comments:

  1. You pounced on Jan's head!! BOL
    Lily & Edward

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  2. Hmmm, these excuses seem kind of flimsy! Poor Jan! ♥

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  3. Marcus you are just a baby what does your momma expect!!! Maybe she should read through the development stages of babies again. Our mom's....geeze.
    stella rose

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  4. Oh Marcus....you just don't know your own strength!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  5. Oh dear Marcus remember not to hurt the "hand" that feeds you! Dear me.

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  6. Fear NOT.... If you ARE arrested fur A Salt... we have the CURE...
    That is a SPICY PUN fur you..

    BUTT the cure is to call Ernie the Attorney... IF you need it... He knows an ACCIDENTLY when he sees one.

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  7. Marcus, you are a one-kitty disaster creator!

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  8. Now that is one amazing record, Marcus.

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  9. I was going to say, at least you didn't bite the hand that feeds you Marcus!! MOL

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  10. We think that Marcus may be re-considering his strategy...hope Jan heals up fast!

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  11. Always be nice to the humans...they somehow control your life.

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  12. we bee guessin marcus iz wear de sayin ...in de dawg houz...came frum !!! ♥

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  13. Oh, my sweet Marcus you have been very busy. We hope you can figure out another way to burn off some of that great energy and not be poking and spinning around on your sweet mom. We hope she heals up very soon. Give her some extra gentle hugs and head butts, okay Marcus? Hugs and nose kisses

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  14. Marcus, you are a dangerous kittie!

    -Twinkle
    from MatildasJourney.com

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  15. Hmmm Marcus, guess you'd better cool it a bit. You don't want to seriously hurt Jan do you? She is the one who feeds you and walks you.

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  16. Marcus you need to take it easy. Too much pouncing and leaping can have serious consequences.

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