Thursday, January 22, 2015
Marcus is Thankful
MARCUS: It is?
CAMERON: Yes, you are going to be thankful we're not posting a photo of the mayhem you've perpetuated on Jan.
MARCUS: I am? What did I do?
CAMERON: We could start with the two black toenails she has as a result of you pouncing on her feet.
MARCUS: I couldn't help it. I'm full of energy. I like to leap. I'm good at it, you know.
CAMERON: Yes, leaping is okay. It's the landing that causes problems. And then there is her black and blue foot.
MARCUS: Yeah, it really is black, isn't it? But did I do that too?
CAMERON: You certainly did. A week or so ago. And then there is her shin. You spun around and ran headfirst into her leg.
MARCUS: I do have a vague recollection of that. What was her leg doing there?
CAMERON: She was walking with you, remember?
MARCUS: I've been good since then.
CAMERON: You call almost giving her a black eye being good?
MARCUS: I would never!
CAMERON: So what were you expecting to happen when you suddenly leaped in the air and poked her in the eye with your nose on your walk yesterday morning?
MARCUS: Oh, that. I was just checking to see if she was awake.
CAMERON: I have the impression there will be no apology. Are you at least thankful you haven't been arrested for assault with a deadly toenail, hard head or wet nose?
MARCUS: Well, when you put it that way -
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