Friday, September 04, 2009

World Ham Tour, Day 2



Today Crystal & Buddy will travel in the Weinermobile to visit Mr Hendrix and tour "porkopolis" and also visit the O-S-C-A-R Meyer place in Madison, WI.

Sam: They better not forget to bring home some ham for the rest of us. I'm just drooling at the thought of Buddy & Crystal porking out as they travel.

Merci: Oh, maybe that's them calling in now.

Cyndi, into the speakerphone: Hello, hello, hello. Why does this phone keep ringing?

Cotton: You have to press the button. There, you've got it now.

Cyndi: Hello, is anyone there now?

Crystal: Hey, we only have a moment before Sammy makes us load up and take off again. But we wanted to let you know we're okay and having a good time.

Buddy: You wouldn't know it. Crystal has done nothing all day but complain, complain, complain ....

Crystal: I only complained about you falling on top of me whenever Sammy flew around corners. If I hadn't eaten a lot for breakfast, I'd have been a pancake on that first curve. You're my brother, but you sure are heavy.

Buddy: Well, you won't have to worry about that now, will you? Not since Miles Meezer "borrowed" the Smithfield security guard's belt while Victor Tabbycat distracted him and super glued it to the Weinermobile's ceiling. Now I have something to hold onto when Sammy whips around those curves without slowing down.

Crystal, laughing: Well, at least you have something to hold you upright. That's more than that guard can do for his pants right now.

Beep, beep, beeeeeeep.

Buddy: We have to go. Sammy's blowing the horn impatiently. Time to get back on the road. But don't worry, I'm saving you all some ham in my suitcase. Bye.

Cameron, rolling his eyes at Merci: He's saving us ham in his suitcase? I sure hope there's a fridge on board -- with the suitcase stashed in it.

Victor's Mom is making nip ham toys to remember this trip and to also help raise money for cats and dogs and other animals in LA who are effected by the fires, and also for a CB cat (to be named at the end of the the Ham tour). The nip ham toys are $2 EACH for the first 2 and then $1 for each one after that (so 3 for $5, 4 for $6, 5 for $7, 6 for $8, 7 for $9, 8 for $10, etc). Please consider helping!You can purchase them at Sammy, Miles & Billy Sweetfeet Meezer's.

Peggy has made 3 more lovely blankies to help the Cat Blogosphere. We have one and we can tell you it is soooooo s-o-f-t! You can see the latest ones on Peggy & the Cats.

And Huffle Mawson is celebrating her 500th post by holding a commentathon today and until the end of the week. Her mum will donate 25 cents for every comment she gets on that particular post to the Cat Protection Society of Victoria, which is the cat rescue that she came from. If you would like to help out all you have to do is to leave a comment!

13 comments:

  1. It sounds like you are having as much fun are we are!

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  2. I love it! Enjoy your tour! :)

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  3. A ham tour sounds like heaven! We sure hope Crystal and Buddy bring you back some goodies!

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  4. I am on the tour--even if I have to be incognito. These feds are the good ones I think--they can tell a cat from a dog so I must stay on the lamb!

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  5. Glad someone in the blogging world is having adventures. The gang hasn't been out in the action lately and we are all going a little cabin . . .well you know . . . CRAZY.
    Hope you are having a fun time on your trip.
    Happy Labor Day weekend to all at your place.

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  6. Sammy is sorry he's a maniac - Miles

    um, no I'm not, but I promise to not take the corners at eleventy miles an hour anymore. - Sammy

    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE - Billy

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  7. heyya!

    I hope that u are enjoying it!

    :)

    xoxo

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  8. Lol...Sounds like your having alot of fun.

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  9. Isn't the tour a lot of fun? Other than, as you noted, Sammy's driving...it's skeery! :o But we're having a blast anyway! :D

    Purrs and hugs,
    The Kitty Krew

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  10. I SOOOO hope one of woo change that litter box soon...

    I'm just sayin'

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  11. Meowee! It sounds like they are having a blast. My eyes are green with envy.

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  12. Hurry up Crystal and Buddy! Get back in the wiener mobile. You don't want to get left behind. Woohoo! This is fun.

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  13. It sounds like you are having a lot of fun. Hold on tight around those curves and don't get left behind.

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