Saturday, September 05, 2009
Re-pot Huffle & Day 3 Ham Tour
Please, go by and sign the petition to re-pot Huffle Mawson. Her folks stole -- um, disposed of her Parsley Pot and they should replace it with a new one!
Buddy: Do Sam & I need to swim over the pond to give Huffle's folks a good dressing down?
Crystal: Buddy, Huffle lives over the ocean. You can't swim that far.
Buddy: Okay, we'll hitch a rowboat ride. Crystal, why are you snickering?
Crystal: I'm trying to picture you rowing across the ocean. It has to be at least as far as you, Sam & Merci walk Jan twice a day.
Buddy: Aren't we headed overseas soon as part of the World Ham Tour 2009? Maybe we can chew up ... er, chew out Muffle's parsley pot stealing folks.
Crystal: We are in day 3 of the Hams of the World Tour. Quite a few more have joined us on the Weinermobile. Khyra has been begging some kitty to change the litter but we told her, not to worry, she just needs to duck when Sammy flies around corners. (As long as the windows are open.) Sammy's corners can clean out anything.
Buddy: Except the barf bags. They've been pretty popular after we chow down on ham and Sammy hits a big bump.
Crystal: Today we're off to Canada to try some Canadian bacon, or back bacon as they call it there. Be sure to go by Sammy, Miles & Billy Sweetfeet Meezer's. You can see the latest pictures, find out where we are today, and order your ham tour toys for a good cause.
Buddy: I don't understand why they won't let me drive. At least I can see over the steering wheel.
And don't forget, Huffle Mawson is celebrating her 500th post by holding a commentathon today and until the end of the week. (That's today.) Her mum will donate 25 cents for every comment she gets on that particular post to the Cat Protection Society of Victoria, which is the cat rescue that she came from. If you would like to help out all you have to do is to leave a comment!