Friday, February 05, 2016
Missing Pet Poop Bags
CYNDI: Where, oh, where has the week gone?
PERCY: What do you care? Do you have somewhere you have to be?
CYNDI: No, I'm just repeating what Jan has been going around saying all day, "Where, oh, where -
PERCY: Yes, I heard you the first time. Why don't you call Channel ... oh, I can't remember which channel it is, but they do investigative news reports. Maybe they could find Jan's missing week.
CYNDI: Jan has been saying that for weeks. Months. Actually years. It's become a mantra with her.
PERCY: Old people lose everything, their glasses, their shoes, their car keys, even their minds. Evidently there is a storage locker somewhere with all of Jan's missing items, her memory, and her missing weeks.
CYNDI: It would sure have to be a giant storage locker. Do you think if we took up a collection, we could hire a private investigator to locate her valuables?
PERCY: We don't need to hire a private investigator.
CYNDI: We don't?
PERCY: No. All we have to do is to find a receipt or cancelled check to tell us where all those missing items are stored.
CYNDI: Then we might have a problem.
PERCY: What's that?
CYNDI: Jan has been very forgetful. What if she forgot to pay the storage fee?
PERCY: Then whoever bought the storage locker contents purchased all those missing pet poop bags Jan uses when she scoops our litter boxes and when she walks the dogs.
CYNDI: You don't mean -
PERCY: No, no, Cyndi! Unused ones.
Rascal and Rocco with co-hosts Bionic Basil, Barking From the Bayou and Owned by a Husky.