Friday, February 05, 2016

Missing Pet Poop Bags


CYNDI:  Where, oh, where has the week gone?

PERCY:  What do you care?  Do you have somewhere you have to be?

CYNDI:  No, I'm just repeating what Jan has been going around saying all day, "Where, oh, where -

PERCY:  Yes, I heard you the first time.  Why don't you call Channel ... oh, I can't remember which channel it is, but they do investigative news reports.  Maybe they could find Jan's missing week.

CYNDI:  Jan has been saying that for weeks.  Months.  Actually years.  It's become a mantra with her. 

PERCY:   Old people lose everything, their glasses, their shoes, their car keys, even their minds.  Evidently there is a storage locker somewhere with all of Jan's missing items, her memory, and her missing weeks. 

CYNDI:  It would sure have to be a giant storage locker.  Do you think if we took up a collection, we could hire a private investigator to locate her valuables?

PERCY:  We don't need to hire a private investigator. 

CYNDI:  We don't? 

PERCY:  No.  All we have to do is to find a receipt or cancelled check to tell us where all those missing items are stored. 

CYNDI:  Then we might have a problem. 

PERCY:  What's that?

CYNDI:  Jan has been very forgetful.  What if she forgot to pay the storage fee? 

PERCY:  Then whoever bought the storage locker contents purchased all those missing pet poop bags Jan uses when she scoops our litter boxes and when she walks the dogs. 

CYNDI:  You don't mean -

PERCY:  No, no, Cyndi!  Unused ones.


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26 comments:

  1. Fortunately my human knows where THOSE are here!

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  2. I'll tell you where everything is...it's in a "SAFE PLACE"
    That's where all my important stuff goes. I don't know where that place is exactly
    Leeanna

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  3. As people get older they forget things - goodness knows where our Mum's brain has disappeared to as she spends ages looking for things that are in her hand!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  4. the mom uses bags from the grocery store... mol. But we may have found that missing week... buried in the backyard under the bird bath.

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  5. Katie Ann Kitty Too wants to say that it am the Mom's 55th birthday today and everypawdy am invited for a week long birthday celebration!

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  6. It's always in the last place you look!!!!! Why is that?

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  7. You two were having a very interesting conversation! Poop bags indeed.

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  8. Our mommy be very furgetful too. Sum of it's cuz of da accident and hers brain injury. But we have a sneaky suspicion most of it's due to old age. Ssshhh don't tell her we sed dat tho'. MOL Have a gweat weekend.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  9. Oh yes, I fear its sum finks my peeps suffer from…the 'where is?' syndrome!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  10. guys....used wood bee kinda funnee tho....it wood rather bee like...SURPRIZE.....

    heerz two a freshwater hatchetfish kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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  11. Tell Jan to ask St. Anthony to help her, he is the patron Saint of lost items. "TOny, Tony turn around, something is lost and can't be found." It is worth a try.

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  12. But can you imagine if they HAD been used? MOUSES!

    Purrs,
    Seville

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  13. But can you imagine if they HAD been used? MOUSES!

    Purrs,
    Seville

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  14. Jan sounds like this one where oh where
    Lily & Edward

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  15. I have got a mum like that as well!

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  16. MOL on the memory thing! My Dad lost his marbles but he hasn't even looked for them!

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  17. Way too funny ...... my Mum forgets everything too. If she forgets to feed ME I'll soon let her know though!! She spent the morning looking for her glasses. They were on top of her head!!!!!!!!!!

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  18. Well, mebbe ya could all look around unner the chairs and stuff fer Jan's lost stuff. And there MIGHT be toys unner there too.

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  19. My Mom and Dad are getting forgetful too due to the fact they are getting old. Just so they don't forget to feed me it's okay.

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  20. Hari OM
    Hmmm... one day I was running around looking and my sister asked 'what ya lost?'... 'my hat', says I. She pointed to my head. Obvious, when you're on the other side!!! Hugs wags and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

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  21. If you ever find Jan's missing days, weeks, months and years Mumsy is sure hoping you find hers too...they sure disappear quickly she tells us. Have you found the poop bags yet? Hugs and nose kisses

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  22. If you find Jan's missing stuff, please let us know if you find Mom Tracey and Dad Kevin's days, weeks, months and years, too, because they seem to be losing those, too! :) - Gracie and Zoe

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  23. As long as Jan doesn't forget to feed you, it's not so serious... Purrs

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  24. Good thing you were only talking about those UNused bags, LOL!
    Love & biscuits,
    Dogs Luv Us and We Luv Them

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  25. Good thing you were only talking about those UNused bags, LOL!
    Love & biscuits,
    Dogs Luv Us and We Luv Them

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  26. Uh-huh!
    We here that refrain here too...a lot, Oh MY!!

    But, um...no lost doo-doo bags as yet, empty or full, Tee-hee!

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