MERCI: Hey, Buddy, you keep looking around. What are you looking for?
BUDDY: Big Ears.
MERCI: What's wrong with the ears you already have? They look plenty big to me.
BUDDY: No, I don't want bigger ears. I'm looking for Big Ears. You know who I mean.
MERCI: Oh, you mean Marcus.
BUDDY: Yes. Every time I try to move, he zooms by and nearly knocks me off my feet. Jan should take that ball away from him before he beans one of us, maybe even her.
MERCI: I know what you mean. I was trying to *blushes* you know ... when I had to leap for my life and Marcus didn't even notice the ball was suddenly wet.
BUDDY: He probably thought it rolled through a mud puddle, even though the ground is dry. Do you think we could be successful if we make a run for the steps?
MERCI: I don't think so. Look to your left. There is Marcus preparing for another one-dog soccer inning.
BUDDY: Soccer doesn't have innings. It has time. I think this is a good time for us to move. I'll race you to the door.
MERCI: Okay, but we're too old to race. How about if we duck waddle instead?
We were hoping to join the Once Upon A Time Blog Hop today but we have not had time to write a fairy tail .. er, tale. We think it should be fun to read some of them, though, and perhaps you might like to also. Team Beaglebratz (Lady Shasta & Lord Shiloh) will be your hosts.
We are joining the Pet Parade blog hop with hosts Rascal and Rocco, Bionic Basil, Barking From the Bayou and Owned by a Husky.
Hari Om
ReplyDeleteBOL... you have go so many real-life tales to tell, who needs fairies?!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Hehe, I would luffs to see the Duck Waddle race
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Sheesh...sometimes Arty doesn't look where he is running either. Sigh, brothers....
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory
Oh I would love to see you duck waddle ;-)
ReplyDeletePurrsonally I, Madi, think your Chewy.com tale was very interesting
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bffff
We'd love to see you doing the duck waddle please.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
MOL! My Sister Gracie waddles, oops, I'm in trouble now.
ReplyDeleteThanks for parading with us. Y'all be careful doing your business on the "soccer field" BOL!
ReplyDeleteYes, could you do a video of a duck waddle. he he - I'd like to see how it's done.
ReplyDeleteWe forgot to write a fairy tale, but we will check out what the others wrote.
ReplyDeleteYou guys could rent a duck and take lessons from him/her, no? Uh, oh, a duck around Marcus...oh, boy.
ReplyDeleteBaaaaaWaaaah.... Duck Waddle... that gives us a mental picture that is... FUNNY...
ReplyDeleteOh - you have got to post photos of the Duck Waddle Race!!!!
ReplyDeleteWait wait who won the Waddle race?
ReplyDeleteDuck Waddling actually sounds like fun. Who won?
ReplyDeleteDo ducks waddle, I would like to see that. I don't know much about it yet.
ReplyDeletePlease come to my birthday party today.
Ziggy Out!!
Never too old to keep on moving even if it is a waddle!
ReplyDeleteKeep Calm & Bark on!
Murphy & Stanley
Sounds kinda dangerous to us. Y'all better be careful. And have a gweat weekend.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
Waddle...that's a weird word isn't it?
ReplyDeleteSounds like a word you would find in a fairy tale!
have a wonderful weekend...
Noodle and crew
Yous guys makes mes laughs (and miss my hairy slobbery sisters)
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
Who's egging you on in the Duck Waddle Race? You must be quackers to take part in that!
ReplyDeleteExactly - you don't need fairy tales , because your real life is pretty exciting!
ReplyDeleteThis may seem odd, but you get a different shaped box from Chewy than we do! On the other paw, we do notice odd things.
ReplyDeleteLOL! These eneergetic types! They wear you out and should be a bit more careful with their husemate!
ReplyDeleteSo good to see you at the Pet Parade. Big Ears! Thanks for the chuckle! ~RascalandRocco
ReplyDeleteThanks fur that funny tail about the wet ball and the big ears!!
ReplyDeleteAnd the waddles!!