Friday, July 25, 2014

FFHT and Siameezers

Micah:  We decided to try something new and do a Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails (FFHT) post, which is hosted by Murphy and Stanley

Cameron:  But we're not very good at writing stories so we've had a problem coming up with one.

Merci:  We have to use a specific phrase in the story.  Do any of you have an idea?

Percy:  *races into room and slides to a stop*  Stop the presses!  Buddy and I have solved the problem.

Buddy:  *panting*  Yes, we hope you haven't started writing anything yet.  A package was just delivered.  Jan brought it inside and left it by the door.

Rusty:  But how does that help us?  It's supposed to be a scary tale, isn't it?  What's so scary about a box?

Marcus:  Is it a box of treats for us?  That wouldn't be scary.

Cyndi:  Unless it's a box of spiders.  I don't like spiders.

Sam:  Why would anyone pay to ship us a box of spiders?

Percy:  No one did, Sam.  But there is something in the box that is very scary.

Micah:  What would anyone send us a box of stuff that's scary?

Buddy:  Jan ordered it.

Marcus:  Jan ordered something?  Yes, that is scary.  *chuckles*

Rusty:  So what is in the box? 

Percy:  Come see for yourself.  It will scare the socks off of all of you.

Sam:  We don't wear socks.  But this sounds serious.  Do I need to wear my Thundershirt for this?

Cameron:  If it will scare the fleas off of us, I'm game.

Cyndi:  I'm starting to get a bit nervous with all this scary talk.  I'm not sure I want a fright. 

Percy:  Aw, don't be wimps.  Come on.  Buddy, you lift that flap and I'll lift this one.  Gather round, all of you, for the surprise of your life.

Buddy:  When I opened the box, I was startled to find...

Chorus:  Eeeeeeeek!

Percy:  I wonder what caused them to run away?  There's nothing in the box but new business cards with our Funny Farmers picture on them.

Buddy:  I know.  Do you think it's something we said?  They didn't even wait around for us to tell them the scary part is that Jan remembered to order them for us.

Cyndi:  Today is also our Mousebreath interview day.  Pipo and Minko, the cats from WeBeesSiameezers, are new to blogging.  This is a great opportunity for other bloggers to get acquainted with them.  They are Catster refugees.  (Sorry Catster, your loss is blogging's gain.)

Rusty:  We hope you will stop by Mousebreath to read their story, Pipo and Minko, Valentine Siameezers.  

If you are a blogger, we hope you will join Rascal and Rocco's Pet Parade.

It is co-hosted by Bionic Basil, Barking from the Bayou, Love is being owned by a husky and us (Jan's Funny Farm).


  1. Hi Y'all!

    Oh dear, only business cards?

    Y'all come by now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

  2. BaaaaaWaaaah.... THAT was FUNNY.... esp the paw about scaring the FLEAS off of you. Way to GO.

  3. Mom said she needs to try scaring the fleas off of us, instead of rubbing that icky stuff on us....we suggested she offers to cook a meal for us, but Stellie said that was mean!

  4. All packages should contain treats or toys...should be a law.

  5. hahahahaha!!! That's great!!!
    Anything to scare the fleas off is good in my books! haha! Off to mousebreath!
    ]ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

  6. Where there any treats along with the business cards?

  7. Y'all had better watch out! It seems like Jan is getting organized. That always spells trouble for us dogs!

  8. Hi Y'all,

    I'm not doing well today...the linkz codes don't come up for me. It takes me to a registration page. So far there are 2 hops for which I'm not able to get the codes. Most puzzling. This is the 3rd time I've tried. Sorry can't show the hop; hope folks go to the hosts and find it okay on their own.

    Thanks for stoppin'!
    Hawk aka BrownDog

  9. Great story! We liked the "box of spiders"! Thanks for pawticipating!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  10. I'm sure glad it wasn't spiders! Though they make a fun snack. So wiggly! ~Rascal and Rocco

  11. guys...yur interview was grate az use a well N be glad it be a box oh biznezz cardz ....coz a box oh taran toola spiderz wood be like mega scaree for sure...ya noe they iz de size oh dinner plates...

    heerz two a raccoon butterflyfish kinda week oh end… ♥

  12. Wait wait we wanted to see one of your cards! MOL

  13. I loved reading it and I think you can tell a story for sure

  14. Bad experiences with business cards?

  15. Glad yous got new business cawds. Wees luv da Meezers. Wees know them fwum da now defunk Showmecats.

    Luv ya'


  16. hee hee! you had us on the edge of our seats with your FFHT :) pawsome!

    Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie

  17. I luv Pipo and Minko, dey are pawsome!

  18. You had mom kinda freaked out at the though of a box of spiders!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  19. A box of spiders could be useful if you have a lot of bugs around!


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