Friday, July 25, 2014
FFHT and Siameezers
Micah: We decided to try something new and do a Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails (FFHT) post, which is hosted by Murphy and Stanley.
Cameron: But we're not very good at writing stories so we've had a problem coming up with one.
Merci: We have to use a specific phrase in the story. Do any of you have an idea?
Percy: *races into room and slides to a stop* Stop the presses! Buddy and I have solved the problem.
Buddy: *panting* Yes, we hope you haven't started writing anything yet. A package was just delivered. Jan brought it inside and left it by the door.
Rusty: But how does that help us? It's supposed to be a scary tale, isn't it? What's so scary about a box?
Marcus: Is it a box of treats for us? That wouldn't be scary.
Cyndi: Unless it's a box of spiders. I don't like spiders.
Sam: Why would anyone pay to ship us a box of spiders?
Percy: No one did, Sam. But there is something in the box that is very scary.
Micah: What would anyone send us a box of stuff that's scary?
Buddy: Jan ordered it.
Marcus: Jan ordered something? Yes, that is scary. *chuckles*
Rusty: So what is in the box?
Percy: Come see for yourself. It will scare the socks off of all of you.
Sam: We don't wear socks. But this sounds serious. Do I need to wear my Thundershirt for this?
Cameron: If it will scare the fleas off of us, I'm game.
Cyndi: I'm starting to get a bit nervous with all this scary talk. I'm not sure I want a fright.
Percy: Aw, don't be wimps. Come on. Buddy, you lift that flap and I'll lift this one. Gather round, all of you, for the surprise of your life.
Buddy: When I opened the box, I was startled to find...
Percy: I wonder what caused them to run away? There's nothing in the box but new business cards with our Funny Farmers picture on them.
Buddy: I know. Do you think it's something we said? They didn't even wait around for us to tell them the scary part is that Jan remembered to order them for us.
Cyndi: Today is also our Mousebreath interview day. Pipo and Minko, the cats from WeBeesSiameezers, are new to blogging. This is a great opportunity for other bloggers to get acquainted with them. They are Catster refugees. (Sorry Catster, your loss is blogging's gain.)
Rusty: We hope you will stop by Mousebreath to read their story, Pipo and Minko, Valentine Siameezers.
If you are a blogger, we hope you will join Rascal and Rocco's Pet Parade.
It is co-hosted by Bionic Basil, Barking from the Bayou, Love is being owned by a husky and us (Jan's Funny Farm).