Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Guilt and Innocence



UPDATE:  Oh, dear, we did it again.  We auto published our post and forgot one of us has a birthday today.  It's actually not Merci's birthday; it's her assigned birthday.  Jan signed her out of the local animal shelter on this date back in 2003, so this is her birthday, gotcha day and prison release day all rolled into one.  We love you, Merci, and the Funny Farmers wouldn't be the same without you. 

And now back to our regular post while we hound Jan for forgetting again.


Percy:  I just came across this old photo in our archives.  What did you do wrong, Buddy?  I can't remember.

Cyndi:  I remember this photo.  We posted it in 2012.

Micah:  This was before my time.  I'd like to know what you did wrong, too.   


Buddy:  I didn't do anything wrong.  I was framed.

Merci:  Who framed you?

Buddy:  Sam did.

Sam:  I did not frame you!  You were guilty!

Marcus:  Does this mean every time I'm accused of doing something wrong, I have to write an apology?

Buddy:  No, Marcus, don't write any apology notes.  They'll follow you forever, even if you're innocent. 

Sam:  You were not innocent. You shredded Merci's bed, scattered the stuffing and tried to blame me.

Rusty:  If I remember correctly, Sam, your excuse was you were innocent because you don't dig in bedding.  However, you have been known to eat your bedding.  Did anyone check the bed for teeth marks?

Sam:  Hey, whose side are you on, Rusty?  Did anyone check the bed for nail impressions?  I should have called 9-1-1 and asked the police department to send a nail investigator out.  He would have proved Buddy was guilty.

Cameron: What's a nail investigator?  Is he related to a fingerprint technician?

Buddy:  Yes, I believe he's a first cousin.  But I should have called 9-1-1 and asked them to send a teeth impressionist.  Or is that a tooth impressionist?  He would have proved I was innocent.

Cyndi:  That was a long time ago, guys.  It doesn't matter any more.  Personally, I think you should have called and ordered a pizza.

Sam:  Hey, that sounds like a good idea.  Let's do it now.

Buddy:  Okay, but who's paying for it?

Merci:  I think it should be whichever one of you was guilty.

Sam and Buddy:  That would be -

Percy:  Why don't Buddy and Sam just split the bill? 

31 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday to Merci!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  2. MOL & BOL you guys are a riot.

    Happy Birthday Merci!!!!!

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  3. BOL! What an imagination you have!
    Pippa :)

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  4. Happy birthday, Merci!

    Never a dull moment with you all, is there. LOL.

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  5. Happy Birthday-Gotcha Day Merci!!!

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  6. Happy Birthday! Now where's the cake?
    Lily & Edward

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  7. Whatever you want to call today, it is definitely worth celebrating! So, happy-happy sweet Merci ...
    Hugs and love from Zoolatry.

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  8. Happy Birthday Merci!!! I heard there was cake and ice cream? MOL

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  9. ♫ HAPPY HAPPY BIRFDAY, MERCI ♫

    Have a wonderful time celebrating your special day!!!

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  10. Happy Birthday Merci. Have a fun filled day.
    Sue B

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  11. Happy Birthday Merci - we hope you get cake and ice cream.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  12. a veree happee day two ewe merci...best biscuits & happee day wishes ♫♫♪♪♫♫♪♪ hope yur birth day gotcha day iz rockin awesum FUN...we wood say eat lotz oh cake & mice creem tho we dunno bout de hole mouz izzue...but what ever ya due...have fun N heerz ta happee nezz & health in de yeer a head ♥♥

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  13. Happy "EVERYTHING" Day to Merci!!!!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  14. Happy Late Birthday cutie.
    We often have holes in stuffies, and beds etc. and no one does it, Angus thinks evil chrissy does all the evil fings in our home.
    stella rose
    p.s. if mom could find a way to blame evil chrissy for that hot dog fiasco she would have.

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  15. Happy birthday, Merci!

    BTW, dogs are frequently bad, while us kitties are perfect all the time! Well, except for Binga.

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  16. Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday Merci!!! 8=8

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  17. Happy Birthday Merci!!! Hope you had a wonderful day!

    Momo & Pinot xoxoxo

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  18. Happy Birthday/Gotcha Day Merci!

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  19. Happy Efurrything Day, Merci. Hope that pizza was purchased and shared all the way around and that you got lots of love on your special day. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  20. Happy birthday Merci!! I hate to say this, but that photo does look like the mugshot of a guilty dog! ♥

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  21. Happy Birthday Merci! We hopes you had a wonderful day and gots pizza and nobody ate your bed.

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  22. We love you, Merci! WE hope you had a most wonderful day. Happy Birthday to you!

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  23. Funny, funny post. I get the idea there is never a dull moment around there. Happy Birthday, Merci!

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  24. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERCI!!!!
    Sent you an email ;)
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  25. Happy Independence Day Merci!

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  26. Belated happy birthday, Merci.

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  27. Happy Barkday Merci. Glad yous got found by Jan. ☺ Yous be one lucky doggy.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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