Monday, July 21, 2014

Assassinated Tea Kettle

Percy:  Do you remember this melted tea kettle from a couple of years ago?


Cyndi:  Jan melted it.  We had nothing to do with it.

Sam:  It was brand new.  Mr. Doug gave it to her for Christmas.

Cameron:  And Jan assassinated it.

Merci:  No she didn't.  You can't assassinate a tea kettle.

Marcus:  You can't?  Then what do you assassinate?

Micah:  Not what.  You don't assassinate a what.  You assassinate a who.

Rusty:  So who was Jan trying to assassinate when she killed the tea kettle?


Buddy:  She wasn't trying to assassinate anyone.  She was trying to boil water.

Marcus:  Oh, so the kettle wouldn't boil and Jan melted it?

Cameron:  Yes, evidently you don't want to make Jan angry with you.

Merci:  No, you have it all wrong.  Jan walked out of the room and forgot about it until she smelled something burning.

Cyndi:  Well, I should say something was burning.  The house was filling with smoke and we were all choking and trying to find our way to a door to escape.

Rusty:  And what TV show did you get that story line from, Cyndi?

Micah:  I think that was before my time.  I'm glad I missed it. 

Sam:  You've been here long enough to know when Jan starts something, she will inevitibly leave the room and forget about it. 

Buddy:  That's why we have 911 on speed dial.  Just in case.


Percy:  You guys have made me forget why I brought up the subject.  I'm sorry I asked. Go back to whatever you were doing. 

26 comments:

  1. Haha, what a great post! Hmm, I'm not sure Jan was trying to assassinate someone, because a kettle certainly wouldn't be a great weapon of choice!
    Have a super week,
    Pippa :)

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  2. Ha..Ha..Ha...never anyone else but Jan !
    My mom burn da pots often too ;)

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  3. Oh dear guys...what a bummer..well we had a smoke filled house on sunday..someone (me)forgot to close the firebox..and a piece of wood rolled against the door luckily not falling out..but I did get a call from fozziedad saying the house was full of smoke with the detectors going off...made me shudder to think of the what ifs...so I think Jan's effort is not too bad ;) hugs and loves Fozziemum ..pee ess looks like art piece I think !

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  4. Oh I remembers dat! And here I was thinkin' maybe anudder tea kettle gave up its life fur Jan. You needs to get lots and lots of strings to tie around her fingers...and toes!

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  5. Wow, I've never seen anything like that!

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    WE will tell ANYTHINGY and EVERYTHINGY... and we Furget NOTHING.

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  7. It's assassinated! BOL
    Lily & Edward

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  8. Oh our mom haz burned thingz a couple timez - that big noize even went off one of thoze timez an'mom chased us Beaglebratz outside in case the noize bothered us - which it wuz.

    Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta

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  9. We all have a graveyard of things we ruined by being in another room. Be kind to Jan.

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  10. we have the same issue with hotdogs at our house and the fire department, this is a small town, news travels fast, we are embarrassed.
    stella rose

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  11. Well purrrhaps it can just be appreciated for the "interesting" work of art it became after being assassinated. These things happen......!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  12. HAHAH!!!! I don't know that I have ever melted something quite like that! BOL!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  13. Dang, I forget what I was gonna say too!

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  14. We totally remember when that happened! We are glad the only casualty was the teakettle, dear ones!

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  15. Are y'all insinuating that Jan can't boil water???

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  16. wooooohoooo that was something Jan will never forget!

    We are glad no one, other than the teapot, was hurt in any way.

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  17. Sorry but; had to laugh as that is something that I would do. I bet that was stinky. Have a good week.
    Sue B

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  18. guys....may bee jan iz responsible for de sayin a watched pot never boils though frank lee we iz cloo less az ta what thats even all about... ♥

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  19. The poor tea kettle! Was there a replacement? Inquiring minds....

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  20. The poor tea kettle! Was there a replacement? Inquiring minds....

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  21. *snicker* That was better'n'a
    WHO'S ON FIRST?


    THIRD BASE!

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  22. Funny how a comment about something that happened leads to a discussion
    about something entirely different ;) heehee
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  23. My Momperson sets off the smoke alarm all the time. Dadperson tells us that's how Mom knows that dinner is done. hahahahaha It's really that the alarm needs to be in a different place. "Cause I know Dad has set if off too. He just doesn't cook as often as Mom does. Hope she got a new kettle.

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  24. Ahhh a melted tea kettle. We have had a similar incident in our house, thanks to our dad!!

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  25. I think it´s looks like a piece of modern art now :)

    XOXO

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  26. hello funny farmers its dennis the vizsla dog hay the tee kettel is ded!!! long liv the noo tee kettel!!! ok bye

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