Percy: Do you remember this melted tea kettle from a couple of years ago?
Cyndi: Jan melted it. We had nothing to do with it.
Sam: It was brand new. Mr. Doug gave it to her for Christmas.
Cameron: And Jan assassinated it.
Merci: No she didn't. You can't assassinate a tea kettle.
Marcus: You can't? Then what do you assassinate?
Micah: Not what. You don't assassinate a what. You assassinate a who.
Rusty: So who was Jan trying to assassinate when she killed the tea kettle?
Buddy: She wasn't trying to assassinate anyone. She was trying to boil water.
Marcus: Oh, so the kettle wouldn't boil and Jan melted it?
Cameron: Yes, evidently you don't want to make Jan angry with you.
Merci: No, you have it all wrong. Jan walked out of the room and forgot about it until she smelled something burning.
Cyndi: Well, I should say something was burning. The house was filling with smoke and we were all choking and trying to find our way to a door to escape.
Rusty: And what TV show did you get that story line from, Cyndi?
Micah: I think that was before my time. I'm glad I missed it.
Sam: You've been here long enough to know when Jan starts something, she will inevitibly leave the room and forget about it.
Buddy: That's why we have 911 on speed dial. Just in case.
Percy: You guys have made me forget why I brought up the subject. I'm sorry I asked. Go back to whatever you were doing.