Cyndi: Jan melted it. We had nothing to do with it.
Sam: It was brand new. Mr. Doug gave it to her for Christmas.
Cameron: And Jan assassinated it.
Merci: No she didn't. You can't assassinate a tea kettle.
Marcus: You can't? Then what do you assassinate?
Micah: Not what. You don't assassinate a what. You assassinate a who.
Rusty: So who was Jan trying to assassinate when she killed the tea kettle?
Buddy: She wasn't trying to assassinate anyone. She was trying to boil water.
Marcus: Oh, so the kettle wouldn't boil and Jan melted it?
Cameron: Yes, evidently you don't want to make Jan angry with you.
Merci: No, you have it all wrong. Jan walked out of the room and forgot about it until she smelled something burning.
Cyndi: Well, I should say something was burning. The house was filling with smoke and we were all choking and trying to find our way to a door to escape.
Rusty: And what TV show did you get that story line from, Cyndi?
Micah: I think that was before my time. I'm glad I missed it.
Sam: You've been here long enough to know when Jan starts something, she will inevitibly leave the room and forget about it.
Buddy: That's why we have 911 on speed dial. Just in case.
Percy: You guys have made me forget why I brought up the subject. I'm sorry I asked. Go back to whatever you were doing.
Haha, what a great post! Hmm, I'm not sure Jan was trying to assassinate someone, because a kettle certainly wouldn't be a great weapon of choice!
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Pippa :)
Ha..Ha..Ha...never anyone else but Jan !
ReplyDeleteMy mom burn da pots often too ;)
Oh dear guys...what a bummer..well we had a smoke filled house on sunday..someone (me)forgot to close the firebox..and a piece of wood rolled against the door luckily not falling out..but I did get a call from fozziedad saying the house was full of smoke with the detectors going off...made me shudder to think of the what ifs...so I think Jan's effort is not too bad ;) hugs and loves Fozziemum ..pee ess looks like art piece I think !
ReplyDeleteOh I remembers dat! And here I was thinkin' maybe anudder tea kettle gave up its life fur Jan. You needs to get lots and lots of strings to tie around her fingers...and toes!
ReplyDeleteWow, I've never seen anything like that!
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It's assassinated! BOL
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Oh our mom haz burned thingz a couple timez - that big noize even went off one of thoze timez an'mom chased us Beaglebratz outside in case the noize bothered us - which it wuz.
ReplyDeleteShiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta
PeeEss-Furst, thank u fur checkin'on b-in'a guest blogger. Your post can b 'boutz ANYTHING u'all want it tue b - even just like what u did tue-day. You can just email it tue our mom ( imabeaglemamaATgmailDOTcom ). You can include pikchurez if u want then we will just copy/pste it in-tue a blog post - we can also git the pikchurez there tue. If u haz any queschonz, just email our mom.
We all have a graveyard of things we ruined by being in another room. Be kind to Jan.
ReplyDeletewe have the same issue with hotdogs at our house and the fire department, this is a small town, news travels fast, we are embarrassed.
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Well purrrhaps it can just be appreciated for the "interesting" work of art it became after being assassinated. These things happen......!
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HAHAH!!!! I don't know that I have ever melted something quite like that! BOL!
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Dang, I forget what I was gonna say too!
ReplyDeleteWe totally remember when that happened! We are glad the only casualty was the teakettle, dear ones!
ReplyDeleteAre y'all insinuating that Jan can't boil water???
ReplyDeletewooooohoooo that was something Jan will never forget!
ReplyDeleteWe are glad no one, other than the teapot, was hurt in any way.
Sorry but; had to laugh as that is something that I would do. I bet that was stinky. Have a good week.
ReplyDeleteSue B
guys....may bee jan iz responsible for de sayin a watched pot never boils though frank lee we iz cloo less az ta what thats even all about... ♥
ReplyDeleteThe poor tea kettle! Was there a replacement? Inquiring minds....
ReplyDeleteThe poor tea kettle! Was there a replacement? Inquiring minds....
ReplyDelete*snicker* That was better'n'a
ReplyDeleteWHO'S ON FIRST?
THIRD BASE!
Funny how a comment about something that happened leads to a discussion
ReplyDeleteabout something entirely different ;) heehee
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
My Momperson sets off the smoke alarm all the time. Dadperson tells us that's how Mom knows that dinner is done. hahahahaha It's really that the alarm needs to be in a different place. "Cause I know Dad has set if off too. He just doesn't cook as often as Mom does. Hope she got a new kettle.
ReplyDeleteAhhh a melted tea kettle. We have had a similar incident in our house, thanks to our dad!!
ReplyDeleteI think it´s looks like a piece of modern art now :)
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hello funny farmers its dennis the vizsla dog hay the tee kettel is ded!!! long liv the noo tee kettel!!! ok bye
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