Monday, October 18, 2010

Very Merry Monday

Merci Today it's my turn to introduce our post.

Today is Merry Monday, we have a fun video for your humans on this first workday of a new week - at least for most of them. Some are on a different schedule.  These are anesthesiologists singing "Waking Up is Hard to Do." They call themselves the Laryngospasms. Listen to the words. 



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And we'd like to add this for our Texas friends.  :)

Texas Declares War on the USA

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

"Hello, President Obama " a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at the Joes Crab Shack, Houston Texas , I am callin' to tell yal that we are officially declaring war on ya!"

"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news ! How big is your army ?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Harold , my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from Hooters. That makes eight!"

Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.

"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry 's farm tractor."

President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day.. " President Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harolds's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!"

Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Oh Lord," said Archie, "l'll have at call you back."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. " President Obama ! I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack . "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a few beers, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed two million prisoners."

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16 comments:

  1. That video was funny, nice to see they enjoy their work! Hey, I guess "take no prisoners" still holds true!

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  2. That was a great story. What a great answer. Love the positive attitude. We should all be like that.

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  3. Great post for a dull Monday. We loved the video and ha ha to the Texas story.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  4. "Patients going down... cos waking up is hard to do"!
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That was brilliant!! Brilliant!! yay!!!! :-) I love it!!! And they've got great harmonics!! :-)

    Awwww glad to hear the Texas war people think about the welfare of the prisoners! :-)

    Take care
    x

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  5. They were good singers, the song was cute. Enjoyed the story too. Hugs and nose kisses to all.

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  6. I need those folks to sing me that song every Monday morning!

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  7. We loved the Texas War joke! But we're curious. With all the BBQ places and Dallas Cowboy and Houston Texan tailgate parties, it seems like they got enuf food...

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  8. Hey guys,
    just had to tell you Pellie laughed so hard because of your video and story - she fell out of her chair.

    UHM! well I only gave her a little push - I wanted to see it too.

    Purrs,
    Genghis

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  9. Good ones!
    I loved the video and the joke-story is pawesome too!
    Happy Monday!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  10. MOL and LOL. Mom and I enjoyed both the video and the joke.

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  11. Mom says thanks fur the earworm -

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  12. The Sherwood Six and Taylor Five are ready to join the war! We can feed those prisoners lots of beans and rice! That's purty good eatin'!

    LOVE THIS POST!!!

    Howdy to ya'll from Texas!

    Love, Deb,ML and all the kitties

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  13. 2 million prisoners! LOL !

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