Monday, March 07, 2016

Room With A View



CYNDI:  Hey, Shorty!

RUSTY::  Are you talking to me?  I'm not short.


CYNDI:  And I'm not tall, but from where I'm sitting up here, you look short.

RUSTY:  That's 'cause you're sitting inside the storage container Jan has on the stool to keep Marcus from climbing on the dryer to steal our cat food.

CYNDI:  Oh, is that what this is.  I moved into it the other day thinking it was a kitty cottage just my size. 

RUSTY:  You didn't notice the cottage has no door or windows?

CYNDI:  It doesn't have a sturdy roof either.  Every once in a while there's a loud thump.

RUSTY:  That's just one of us using your new home as a bridge to the food bowl.

CYNDI:  I'll have to ask Jan to move the food bowl so I can rest in peace.

RUSTY:  But moving the food bowl would mean Jan would have to move your new cottage. 

CYNDI:  I hope she'll move it closer to the window so I can have a room with a view.  It gets a bit boring staring at the side of the cabinet.

RUSTY:  Be sure to get that in writing before you sign the lease.

CYNDI:  Lease?  You mean I'll have to pay Jan to live here?  I'm not paying rent to live in a storage container.  I'm moving out! 

RUSTY:  Whew!  I thought she'd never leave.  The roof could be a little higher, but otherwise, this cottage is just perfect for a big mancat. 

15 comments:

  1. Hari OM
    MOL - you all need to discuss this with our Blogville diva, Madi - she is the queen of box realty!!! Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

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  2. Good negotiating there, Rusty! :-)

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  3. Oh, you two kitties are so funny. And yes, ONE of you is very sage...how to get tenants to leave. There are a lot of landlords wanting that info, Rusty. But don't you feel guilty putting Cyndi out of an apartment?

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  4. OH I did not know those were cottages we have two of them in our laundry room. stella rose

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  5. You are a sneaky brother, Rusty! MOL!

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  6. dood....ewe best bee on de watch....gurlz can tern on ya ina fast minit...trust me...eye noe.....cyndi heerz bout thiz N ...whoa ~~~~

    butter lover boomer o cat

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  7. That does look like. a very cool Cyndi cave!!!

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  8. Rusty, you is a pretty sneaky kitty! We lub it!!!
    Sasha, & Saku

    Cyndi, I is so sorry your brofur is mean to you.
    Sami

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  9. Rusty, you should be in sales!

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  10. How clevfur you are, Rusty! We hope Cyndi doesn't dream up a payback:))
    On the other paw that might be fun!

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  11. Have you signed the rent book yet Cyndi?
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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