Monday, March 14, 2016
Paragliding Budgie Jump
BUDDY: Hey, Taylor, did you hear the joke about the two morons?
TAYLOR: No. Finish your biscuit and then you can tell me.
BUDDY: Okay, I'm done. There were these two morons standing on the edge of a cliff.with their arms outstretched.
TAYLOR: Are they morons because they're standing on the edge of a cliff?
BUDDY: Partly. One had budgies lined up on his arms. The other had a line of parrots. They both leaped off the cliff and fell to the ground.
TAYLOR: Ouch! That must have hurt.
BUDDY: Yes, and they both ended up in intensive care at the hospital.
TAYLOR: What about the birds?
TAYLOR: What happened to the birds? Did they fly away?
BUDDY: Maybe. Or perhaps they were being treated at a birdhouse clinic. Can I finish the joke, please?
TAYLOR: Oh, sorry. Go ahead.
BUDDY: One moron said to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping: The other replied, "I don't think much of this paragliding either.
TAYLOR: I don't think much of the joke.
BUDDY: I don't think much of it either.
TAYLOR: Then why did you tell it?
BUDDY: Because it's the only one I could remember.