Monday, March 14, 2016

Paragliding Budgie Jump

BUDDY:  Hey, Taylor, did you hear the joke about the two morons?

TAYLOR:  No.  Finish your biscuit and then you can tell me.

BUDDY:  Okay, I'm done.  There were these two morons standing on the edge of a cliff.with their arms outstretched.

TAYLOR:  Are they morons because they're standing on the edge of a cliff?

BUDDY:  Partly.  One had budgies lined up on his arms.  The other had a line of parrots. They both leaped off  the cliff and fell to the ground.

TAYLOR:  Ouch!  That must have hurt.

BUDDY:  Yes, and they both ended up in intensive care at the hospital.

TAYLOR:  What about the birds?

BUDDY:  What?

TAYLOR:  What happened to the birds?  Did they fly away?

BUDDY:  Maybe.  Or perhaps they were being treated at a birdhouse clinic.  Can I finish the joke, please?

TAYLOR:  Oh, sorry.  Go ahead.

BUDDY:  One moron said to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping:  The other replied, "I don't think much of this paragliding either.

TAYLOR:  I don't think much of the joke. 

BUDDY:  I don't think much of it either.

TAYLOR:  Then why did you tell it?

BUDDY:  Because it's the only one I could remember. 


  1. MOL/BOL! Furry funny...we did giggle:)

    Though the dogretary/catretary had to think fur a bit and then...yup then she giggled! We think that means she 'got it'!


  2. We think the play on words and birds is clever.

  3. Hehe, I finks that is sooooo funny!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx
    PeeS Any of those biscuits going spare?

  4. Very cute!!

  5. Hari OM#
    hehehehehe I'sa gonna go tell my father that one - he'll love it!!! Hugs wags whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

  6. Me and Stanley thought it was so funny we will tell it at the B*A*R*!

    Keep Calm & Bark On!

    Murphy & Stanley

  7. guys....can we make a bass terd burd joke heer ??? ....sure we can; but yurz iz better...♥♥♥ !!!!!

  8. Bahhhh! Silly kids
    Lily & Edward

  9. *Groan* That joke is so bad, that it's funny!

  10. We have heard that this Joke telling is ... all in the DELIVERY. BaaaWaaah

  11. Furry punny Buddy. What a good kitty you are Taylor to worry about the birds.

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

  12. HAHAHA....we think that's a good joke!!!
    The Florida Furkids

  13. Dr Buddy, ME loves your joke as much as ME loves you!! -yore friend Billy


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