Wednesday, March 30, 2016

The Whudunit Butler

MICAH:  Hey, Merci, you sure are concentrating hard on something. 

MERCI: I'm trying my paw at writing some fiction.

CYNDI:  I bet it's a romance.

MERCI:  No, it's a whudunit.

MICAH:  If it's a whudunit, I know who did it.

MERCI:  No, you don't.  I don't even know whudunit.  I haven't finished it yet.

MICAH:  It's the butler; it's always the butler in a whudunit.

MERCI:  But there's no butler in my story.

MICAH:  There has to be.  You need to hire one right away.

MERCI:  But I don't want a butler in my story.  It's about a poor family.  They can't afford a butler.

CYNDI:  I don't know.  Micah likes to read.  If he says you have to have a butler, you need to hire a butler so you can finish your story.

MERCI:  Okay, fine.  Micah, would you like to be the butler?

MICAH:  No way!  The butler always goes to jail.  I don't want to spend the rest of my life in solitary.

CYNDI:  I'm surprised at you, Merci.  That is so mean wanting to send your own fursibling to prison.

MICAH:  Come on, Cyndi, let's go look for a snack in the kitchen.

MERCI:  Guys, I told you there's no butler in my whudunit.  I was only trying to hire you because you told me I had to hire a butler and I can't afford to hire a real one.

PERCY:  Hey, what's all the yelling about?  You interrupted my nap.

MERCI:   I wasn't yelling.  I just said there is no butler in my whudunit and the next thing I knew, I was accused of trying to send Micah to jail for life.

PERCY:  No butler in your whudunit?  There has to be a butler in a whudunit.  You need to hire one right away.  By the way, what does the butler do in your whudunit?

MERCI:  *taps Delete key*  He disappears into thin air!

12 comments:

  1. Guess it is Back to the KEY BOARD and a New Genre. Pawhaps a nice Biography. BaaaaWaaah...

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  2. I have never read a mystery where the butler actually done it.

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  3. MOL, don't you wish that sometimes that delete key worked on those who give advice?

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  4. well, at leest ya haz yur plot line now....searchin for de butler who never waz :) !!!

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  5. heheheh it was the cat. wienie

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  6. Oh that was a good one
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  7. That delete key is always good to use! MOL

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  8. MOL! That's one way to resolve writer's block, Merci! :)

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  9. Delete: The writer's best friend, MOL!!
    And who did it anypaws??

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