Monday, March 28, 2016

Blooper Soulmate

CYNDI:  Hey, Taylor, have you heard any of Jan's blooper stories yet?


TAYLOR:  What's a blooper?

CYNDI:  It's where Jan says something she wishes she hadn't but can't take back.  Evidently other humans can have the same problem.


BUDDY:  And Jan says a lot of things she wishes she could take back.  A few months ago we told the story of how Jan stood before the local Toastmasters club and opened the meeting with the words, "This meeting is adjourned."  (Bloopers, Winner and Cat Chats)

TAYLOR:  You're joking!

CYNDI:  She's been making a lot of public bloopers lately.  In fact, last Thursday, she told her fellow Toastmasters, it was the last meeting of February.

TAYLOR:  But it's March!

BUDDY:  Of course it is.  The members probably wouldn't recognize her now if she closed a meeting without a blooper.  They are going to miss her when her term of office ends.  There doesn't seem to be a worthy replacement in the blooper department.  She's got that nailed.

CYNDI:  Yesterday she was watching a question and answer video of five well-known ministers.  She was only familiar with  John MacArthur and Chuck Swindall but Greg Laurie, Jack Graham and James MacDonald were also part of the panel. 

TAYLOR:  Yes, they were sitting on a stage telling some fun stories of their ministries.

CYNDI:  At the end they each told a story about their most embarrassing moment.  And Jan found her soulmate in bloopers.

TAYLOR:  Who was that?

BUDDY:  Greg Laurie, the minister who said he finished a sermon, raised his arms and solemnly announced, "Let us pee."


NOTE:  Here's the link, in case anyone is interested in watching the panel discussion video.

18 comments:

  1. Hari OM
    BOL MOL LOL..... oh stop it, I might pee from laughing!!! Hugs wags whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

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  2. OMD OMD Let Us PEE.... THAT sounds like a GOOD thingy... until you think about the SETTING... Or STANDING of the speaker.... BaaaaaaWaaah.
    This Comment is now CALLED TO ORDER...

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  3. It is not possible to out blooper "Let us pee."

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  4. BOLBOL....That might even make Jan's bloopers not quite as bad...BOL!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  5. If the 'dominee' can do a blooper like that, well, no one would dare to top it...or would they?
    Our meowmy/growlmy about choked on her coffee...and excuse her, but now she has to go pee.....

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  6. That is too funny! I'm sure the congregation loved it.

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  7. I love bloopers - others not mine!!

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  8. let uz pee !!!!!!!! we ....iz.....crackin....UP !!!!! ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

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  9. Humans are full of blooper surprises
    Lily & Edward

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  10. Bwahaha! That was a good blooper.

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  11. Let us pee BOL! That is a good one!

    Keep Calm & Bark On!

    Murphy & Stanley

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  12. Mommy sez those Fureadian slips are always a hoot. But what are da Toastmasters? We's not at all furmiliar with them.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi

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  13. Finding a kindred spirit is a great thing. That is truly funny!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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