Chewing Thoughtfully

Buddy:  We received a package of Newman's Own Premium Dog Treats and Jan's been too stingy ... um, perhaps I should say too busy to open the box so we can have some.

Sam:  But we prevailed.  She finally grabbed the treats and outside we went.  But she's so slow setting up for photos. 

Merci:  Here's Marcus waiting impatiently.

Marcus:  Come on, come on, come on. 

Sam: This is what the treats look like.  We asked for the small size in hopes we can finagle more out of Jan at a time.

Buddy:  They are chicken flavor. They have no wheat or corn.

Merci:  The listed ingredients are: organic barley flour, ground chicken, blackstrap molasses, carrots, apples, chicken fat (naturally preserved), rolled oats and rosemary extract.  No additives or other ingredients.

Buddy:  So, we finally get to taste test.  I'm not making a face here.  I'm chewing thoughtfully.

Sam:  Chewing thoughtfully means he's thinking about chewing more biscuits.

Merci: I'm licking my lips. 

Marcus:  I'm showing my hips.

Sam:  Who cares about your hips, Marcus?  This is a food post.

Marcus:  Well, Jan took a picture of my hips, so I'm showing them!

Marcus:  Here, this is better. You can see my face.  I'm waiting on seconds.

Merci:  You are not waiting on seconds, Marcus.  You are waiting on fourths.  Or was that fifths?

Buddy:  Seconds.  It was seconds, Merci.  I know because I was counting too.

Sam: You were not counting, Buddy, you were chomping.  It was fifths.  *eyes open wide*   Oh, I see what you're doing.  If we're waiting on seconds, Jan should give us more.  *wink, wink*  I gotcha.  It was definitely seconds Marcus is waiting on.

Buddy:  Hey, Jan, where are you going with our Newman's Own dog treats?

Sam:  Oh, well, we tried.  Maybe next time.

Buddy:  We would like to thank Chewy.com for providing us with a sample bag of treats to taste test. We all enjoyed them and wanted more.  We were not compensated for writing this post and any opinions expressed were our own.