Buddy: We would like to wish you all a safe and sober St. Patrick's Day.
Percy: "Sober" is what Jan wants us to say. Actually, we were hoping to try some green beer.
Rusty: With a bit of nip in it.
Micah: Jan posed us for a group photo for the occasion.
Cyndi: Oh, drat, Sam's wearing the wrong hat. Again.
Sam: Well, it's not my fault. You guys said we were going to a party. I wore my party hat.
Cameron: And what kind of party would that hat be for, Sam?
Sam: A fun one! I only go to fun parties.
Merci: Sam, you are a fun party. All by yourself.
Marcus: Don't let anyone pick on you, Sam. It's fun to be different.