Thursday, March 06, 2014

A Life of Crime

Cameron:  Boy, are you guys in T-R-O-U-B-L-E!  That was Jan's dish towel. 

Sam:  Not me!  I had nothing to do with this atrocity.  This is purely on the menace Marcus.

Marcus:  Are you sure I did this?  I don't recognize it.

Merci:  How could anyone recognize it?  It didn't look like that originally.

Marcus:  Well, if no one recognizes it, there's no problem, is there?

Rusty:  Oh, yes, there will be a big problem when Jan sees it.. 

Sam:  Do you know how to sew, Marcus?  Perhaps you could sew it together and Jan won't even notice.

Marcus:  Isn't sewing a woman's work?  How about you, Cyndi, can you sew?

Cyndi:  I can shred with my claws, but I can't sew.  Perhaps it's time you learn.

 Marcus:  Well, perhaps it's time Jan learns to not use a dishtowel as a napkin when she's eating barbecued chicken wings!  It was just too tempting.  I was hungry and I couldn't help myself.

Buddy:  Oh, Marcus, you are a pup after my own heart.  You can be a real pain, but you're a true Mini-Me and have such potential.

Sam:  Actually, Marcus, if you want to live a life of crime, you need to learn to eat ALL the evidence.  That's what I do and then Jan assumes she's misplaced whatever is missing.

Micah:  You mean like the towel you ate the other day and then vomited up on the carpet covered in half-digested food?  Yeah, that really worked.

Sam:  Okay, so one time ... a couple of times the evidence has regurgitated.  I'm getting older and I can't keep my plunder down like I used to.  But you're young.  You can eat anything.

Merci:  Hey, guys, this is supposed to be a Thankful Thursday post.  You've gotten off the subject.  What are you thankful for today?

Sam:  I'm thankful I'm not the one responsible for this.

Marcus:  I'm thankful Jan hasn't seen this yet.  Buddy, help me hide it!

Percy:  I'm thankful these guys are not blood relatives of mine!










We are joining Pepi Smart Dog for the Thankful Thursday blog hop. And also the Thoughtless Thursday blog hop which is co-hosted by  Ruckus the Eskie and  Love is being owned by a husky .

17 comments:

  1. It looks like someone got into some mischief... Purrs

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  2. It looks like someone got into some mischief... Purrs

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  3. hahah! Great post!!!!
    Oh Marcus, just wait till Jan sees!!!
    Just the other day I noticed one of my wonderful huskies had chewed the shoelaces off my fav shoes!!!
    You silly silly pups! Don't you guys know that this is why we buy you chew toys! Sheesh!! hehe
    Thanks for linking up with us today! Always a pleasure reading your posts!

    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at love is being owned by a husky

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  4. Let's put it this way we don't think Jan will be doing a happy dance.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  5. WE think you did a Marvelous Job Marcus..
    ANd if Jan didn't want the towel Shredded... she should have put it in a better spot.. DON'T you agree???
    SO the WHOLE affair is ALL JAN's FAULT. Just Sayin!!

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  6. You're gang of mischief-makers always make me laugh! Thanks : )

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  7. we bee sorree ya dawgs had ta eat towel sted oh bar be que like it shulda been in de furst place !!
    :)

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  8. Oops sure comes to mind...then hide!

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  9. I had to laugh at your post as when I woke up this morning my Tubby kitty was tearing up my wash cloth. LOL.
    Sue B

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  10. Uh oh someone's in big trubble!

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  11. Ha, ha, you folks are funny! Great post, Funny Farmers! I guess Jan won't think it's great though...

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  12. We think Jan did it
    Lily & Edward

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  13. duz towels taste good? dey donts looks tasty... Lil Bear

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  14. oh and my nootering wents all goods. I was a good boy even tho i was scared -Lil Bear

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  15. BOL BOL BOL!!! Sounds like the wallet fiasco here just two weeks ago.

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  16. BOL BOL BOL!!! Sounds like the wallet fiasco here just two weeks ago.

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  17. PepiSmartDog: Thank DOG you guys uncovered the dish towel. Guess some sneaky cats has been up to dirty tricks! Fancy anyone ever thinking it could be wither of you guys! *shocked face* Look, you've both got butter in your mouth and it's not even melting. BOL!
    Thank you for joining Thankful Thursday Weekly Blog Hop and we look forward to reading your next post. :=o)

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