Sunday, December 23, 2007

Thank You, Sassy

Wow. Sassy sure is generous and full of surprises. We received a humungus package from her via email and we can't wait to share it with you.

She sent us -

Cat toys! Whee. We love cat toys, at least when the dogs don't eat them before we play with them.

And a cat stocking with TURKEY treats. Jan ate the lion's share of the Thanksgiving turkey, so we're keeping these for ourselves.

A doggie DVD. That looks like fun. We felines hope you canines will let us watch it with you. What? Oh, thanks. We can pop some corn and drink some catnip tea while we watch.

And, of course, a doggie stocking. We aren't going to tell you what's in there. We'll let it be a surprise, just in case the stockings don't all have the same presents inside.

And she even remembered Jan. Isn't this neat? A Cats Rule t-shirt. Humungus, just her size. (Sorry, Jan, just kidding. Please don't hide our presents till February.) But the dogs aren't happy about the message. They admit to drooling but .... cats rule? But Jan has a solution.

She went to the cedar chest and brought out one of her two Dogs Rule t-shirts. "Remember these?" she asked the dogs. "You guys thought it was neat when I wore this t-shirt. Turnabout's only fair. So we're going to compromise. Any time I wear a Cats Rule t-shirt one day, I will wear a Dogs Rule t-shirt the next. And vice-versa."

Well, that sounds fair, the dogs have to admit. So now everyone is happy - except us cats because if you were paying attention, you will remember Jan has two Dogs Rule t-shirts. And she's already worn them fifty jillion times. We think she should do the same for our t-shirt before she wears theirs again.

Although we have not fully resolved the issue of whether dogs or cats rule around here, we would like to move on to where we give away some presents. Sassy sent our gifts x 10. That's why the email box was humungus.

It's really hard to decide who to pass these on to, but we think we made some good choices.

We would like to give these to
Asta (A proper but fun dog who speaks English better than we do.)
Momo & Pinot (Momo is such a good big sister to her new brother.)
Chase (What an inspiration to the rest of us.)
Poppy Q (She has a kind heart and introduces a weekly Friday Friend.)
Chance Bond (Because he's just moved into his forever home and he has a canine brother.)
Forty Paws (They're a large family too.)
Brothers Jeter & Mickey Mantle (Their squabbling reminds us of our own.)
Charlie (A proper lady who just celebrated her 14th barkday.)
Hammer Beau's Brother (blog closed) Nothing can replace Beau but Hammer fills a void in his family's heart.)
5 Happy Hounds (Buddy chose this one. He thinks they might be hound relatives.)

Now, if any of you can't come by to pick up your gifts before Christmas, don't worry. We'll save them for you. (Except the munchies might be missing.)

We hope all of you are as richly blessed as we are.
(s) Percy, for Jan's Funny Farm


  1. Hi Percy
    I'm vewy late in weplying

    You aweady gave me a hoomungous pwesent yestewaday and I' still haven't opend that and now this!!! THANK YOU SO VEWY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!
    You have helped me to get to know and love catses bettew this yeaw and I'm vewy gwateful fow youw fwiendship!
    I hope all you cats and doggies have the bestest Chwissmuss evewy! you awe genewous and loving and desewve lots of love and tweats !!!
    Thank you again
    Smoochie kisses
    Asta(pee ess. I will eventually get my Mommi to gwab all the pwesents and put them up fow me..wight now she's in a panick about Chwissmuss eve dinnew,heheh)

  2. Thank you for coming and visiting my blog. You are a very generous and good hearted soul. Mom thanks you for the flowers. I did grab a few treats for myself and my sisfurs ans brofurs. Thank you SO much. Like every cat around, we love those treats.

    We look forward to getting to know you all better in the coming year. Cheers!

  3. What an exciting gift giving event! They are very lucky.

  4. Aw, thank you so much for the wonderful pressies! That is very thoughtful of you. I think, however, the cat's rule T-shirt should be worn 2 days for every 1 day the "dogs rule" tshirt is worn. tee hee hee

    Thanks for stopping and visiting me! I love making new friends.

    Have a wonderful Christmas and I hope Santa Claws brings you everything you wish for.

  5. Thanks for the presents lovely Jans funny farm.

    I hopes you all has a great merry christmousie and gets lots of treats, food, love and a warm place to sleep.

    Poppy q and mum

  6. Hi my friends
    Thank you very much for your bootiful present and for thinking of me. We hope you all have a very happy day on Christmas Day and we hope 2008 is a wonderful year for you all.
    Love from Hammer

  7. Hello Percy and everyone at Jan's funny farm!!
    We are so thrilled and feel so spoile which is a good feeling as a matter of fact. Thank you for giving this lovely gift!!! OMD, we can't say thank you enough!!

    Wish you and your family a wonderful and peaceful holiday!

    Momo & Pinot xoxoxoxoxo

  8. Fabulous gifts! :) How wonderful! :)

    Merry Christmas to all of you. :)

  9. Ha, ha, ha, the question of the shirt will not be solved for awhile at your place I bet. I am so glad that ya liked the gifts, and also pleased that you are passing them on. That is the true spirit about this time of year.
    Oh also, Seasons Greetings to ya and your family. Stop by my place Christmas eve or Christmas day I have a little something for you two. Thank you for being such wonderful friends. Bring everycat/dog along when ya come. You will be happy.

  10. wowie kazowie ... thank u so much fer sharin yer grate giftz wid us!
    i personallee like da catz rule t-shirt. i wunder if it will fit.
    i hope yer chrissmuss iz grate!

  11. Merry Christmas! I hope you have a very wonderful holiday.

  12. What neat stuff! However, Cats rule. We are the superior species after all. Merry Christmas!

  13. Merry Christmas!

    I hope you have a very Happy Day and a healthy, safe, prosperous, and Happy New Year!

  14. Merry Christmas!!!
    We hope you're having a wonderful christmas day!

    Momo & Pinot xoxo

  15. That's a great idea! Lovely gifts.

  16. Yes, those are great things!!! Sassy is a very wonderful cat!
    Very happy holidays and a wonderful new year to you!!!
    Karl and The Cat Realm

  17. Thanks for the toys and treats and a very Merry Christmas to all of you!

    Luf, Us

  18. Looks like some great gifts there.
    Wanted to wish you all a very Merry Christmas.
    Purrs, Missy Blue Eyes & KC and the other 11 fosters in the "Sherwood Shelter"

  19. We wish a very Merry Christmas to all of you!

    Purrrrrs, China Cat & Willow

  20. Oh my! What a great SP! And I really like the shirt! Cats DO rule!!!
    I hope you had the bestest Christmas ever!

  21. Sassy is such a generous and wonderful friend. She has invited me to spend the day at the beach with her. How nice! Hope you guys at JFF had a wonderful Christmas! Me? I simply ate too much!

  22. I getting a lot of exercise at our beach outing. If I get into trouble you may have to send Percy along to rescue me.

  23. Momo, If you get into any problems on the beach, just holler, I'll be there. And if you run into any bullies, my big brothers said they'll come with me.


  24. Seeing you getting presents also makes me so happy for you~!
    Happy Happy Holidays for you all~!

  25. Hi Jan,
    Thanks for stopping by my blog. Happy New Year!


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