Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Marcus the Great Swampi


Marcus:  I am Marcus, the Great Swampi.

Cyndi:  I think you mean the Great Swami.

Marcus:  Okay, I am the Great Swami.  I see all.  I know everything.

Cyndi:  Good, then you can tell me what happened to the treat stash I was saving for a cold night.

Marcus:  It was eaten by ... I'm sorry, I can't tell who it was.

Cyndi:  You can't tell because you can't see, or you can't tell because you're the guilty party?

Marcus:  I have a question for you.  If you can answer, I will try again to see who ate your stash.

Cyndi:  Okay.

Marcus:  Why did Jan put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Cyndi:  Because the ice skates were too wobbly?

Marcus:  What ice skates?  I asked about roller skates?  So why?

Cyndi:  I don't believe Jan put roller skates on anything.  She likes her feet on the ground!

Marcus:  Sorry, bad example.  Why did the teenager next door put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Cyndi:  She can't.  They don't have a rocking chair.

Marcus: Okay, why did the teenager next door put roller skates on OUR rocking chair? 

Cyndi:  Oh, that's easy.  Because she wanted to rock and roll.  So who ate my stash?

Taylor:  Hi, Marcus, I see you're dressed like a giraffe again.  Hey, don't go.  I was joking.

Marcus:  You broke my concentration.  I need to go lie down.

Cyndi:  Now I'll never know who ate my treat stash.

Taylor:  Oh, that's easy.  Marcus ate it last night.

15 comments:

  1. Hari om
    BOL...oh you're a riot, you lot! :-) hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx

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  2. I'm totally using that rocking chair/skates joke. :)

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  3. Marcus, the all-seeing, all-knowing!

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  4. HAHAHAHAHA! Good one!

    Hugs, Angel Sam and Teddy

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  5. YOU are the FUNNIEST Farmers in the Universe.

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  6. We thought you had dred locks
    Lily & Edward

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  7. Y'all are rockin' it today!!!

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  8. Rock and Roll! LOL!Marcus, you are so funny and a bit of a scamp eating treats at night. ☺

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  9. MOL ! You're too funny, Marcus ! Purrs

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  10. Swamis and giraffes...holy tamale that house is weird! But Marcus, you look so...swami-esque. Maybe we should all send you questions about life and things.

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  11. BOL Loved this blog. The Great Swamis and giraffe impersonator should have blamed it on the cat. We pups know the cat always did it.

    Love, Molly and my Mom @ The Fast and The Furriest

    http://thefastandthefurriestat.weebly.com/

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  12. Marcus, you're a trickster aren't you? You sure make us laff!

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  13. OMD!!! OMC!!!! We sure MOL'd and BOL'd at this posting, then we had to help petcretary though, cause she giggled so much she started a big coughing spell...

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