Marcus: I am Marcus, hear me -
Rusty: Screech.
Marcus: - roar. Hey, I do not screech!
Rusty: You screech all the time. If you don't learn to use an inside voice, we're all going to go deaf.
Marcus: I risk my life protecting all of you from that noisy monster and you accuse me of screeching?
Rusty: That's called a vacuum cleaner and we don't really need to be protected from it.
Marcus: But I want to protect you all from it. It sucks up the trash I shred. What if it sucks up one of you?
Rusty: There's no need to whip yourself into a frenzy. On second thought, go ahead. Tire yourself out screeching at the machine.
Marcus: I showed that machine who's boss, but for some reason I feel a little dizzy. I think I should go lie down for a while.
Rusty: You deserve a medal for your courage. I'll just sit here and enjoy some peace while you have a long rest.
We are joining the Pet Parade hosted by Rascal and Rocco, Basil the Bionic Cat, Barking from the Bayou and Owned by a husky.
Hari l
ReplyDeleteAh the dreaded vacula scourge... you're a hero, Marcus, even if somewhat unappreciated! Hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxs
Good job, Marcus. You protected all the kitties from the rug sucker!
ReplyDeleteBOL our vacuum has teeth marks
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
I'm feeling a little dizzy too!
ReplyDeleteThat noisy thing is real popular here too!
ReplyDeleteAIIIIIIIIIIEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee .... THAT is VACULA...
ReplyDeleteRUN fur Your LIVES....
Oh Marcus, you're so brave ! Good job protecting the kitties from the vacuum ! Purrs
ReplyDeletedood....ewe R feerce...ewe could hire out ta kill vizshuz vaccuumz werld wide...ewe wood bee fame mouz !!! 984 pawz up buddy ~~~~~~
ReplyDeleteheerz two a golden shiner kinda week oh end ♥♥♥
Let us hope he doesn't bite the vacuum!
ReplyDeleteGood work Marcus! We hate that noisy thing.....well except Sasha and he used to be when he was younger.
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
MOL Raena likes to challenge da carpet monster too. Me would rather be anywhere else till it's over. Big hugs
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Raena
Whoever invented the sucky up thing should be hung! I always climb up somewhere high! Don't want it to get me.
ReplyDeleteI ALWAYS bark at the vacuum cleaner. I have been known to bite it!
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Louis Dog Armstrong
I ALWAYS bark at the vacuum cleaner. I have been known to bite it!
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Louis Dog Armstrong
Pierre is with you 100%, Marcus. He is certain that he is the only reason that we have not all been murdered by the sucking monster! You truly are brave ♥
ReplyDeleteWe just hide...well us kitties that is...dog-guy likes to be nearby when its out of the cupboard so he can snag a few passes of that wand over his furry self!! BOL! We used to have 2 kitties here too who enjoyed that:)
ReplyDeleteBOL We're with you buddy. Tabby cat wants to go outside as soon as he sees Mom going for the closet the vacuum monster lives in. Mom always takes me to another room so I don't get upset.
ReplyDeleteWe wanted to stop by and say, "Thank you" for stopping by and offering your words of support for little Molly. She's our little heart. We're looking forward to getting to know you and your pups better". We simply can't say enough how supportive and kind the Blogville people and pups are.
Love, Molly and my Mom
Marcus, you GET that baaaaad Mr. Vacuum!!! I always disappear when he visits us. Which is not too often, haha. Just kidding. Mama, I did NOT say that!
ReplyDeleteI hate the vacuum cleaner too. But mostly I just get out of it's way.
ReplyDeleteGood screeching, er, um, we mean protecting, Marcus! :)
ReplyDeleteBwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! Yous guys made Mommy laughs so hard, coffee comed out her nose! Mes loves it when coffee comes out her nose!!!
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Nellie