Tuesday, February 28, 2017
A Goose in the Closet
Rusty: What are we writing about today?
Micah: I don't know. What do you want to write about?
Rusty: I have no idea. Preferably something quiet.
Micah: I know what you mean. My ears are still ringing from the almost non-stop coughing and honking that have been going on around here for so long.
Rusty: Too long. I'm starting to think Marcus is hiding one of his goose friends in a closet or under the bed.
Micah: Yes, he's the only one around here that is getting any rest. He can sleep through anything!
Rusty: We could keep him awake by making him a recording of Jan honking and hacking and then play it at full volume.
Micah: Nah, better not. We'd all have to listen to it.
Rusty: Not if we lock him outside in the dog pen and play the recording for him.
Micah: But it would disturb the neighbors and that could become embarrassing.
Rusty: How so?
Micah: I've heard humans get embarrassed when the police come knocking at the door.
Rusty: Oh, right. So what should we do?
Micah: Do you hear that?
Rusty: What? I don't hear anything.
Micah: Exactly. Either Marcus let the goose out of the closet or Jan is taking a moment to breathe.
Rusty: Did we ever decide what we're going to post about today?
Micah: I don't have any suggestions. Maybe we should just skip posting today and have a nap instead.