Monday, October 10, 2016
Micah is Dying of Hunger
Micah: Where is Jan? She's late again. She is never on time. She's always late feeding us. We could die of thirst and starve to death while she is off gallivanting around having a fun time. We all need to get together and give her a good dressing down!
Well, it's about time you finally showed up again! There's no kibble in the dish or water in the bowl. I've been waiting hours for you to return home and refill them.. I could have had kidney failure from dehydration or starved to death from lack of food. You need to think of someone besides yourself once in a while!
Jan: What? I just walked around the house to toss a bag in the trashcan.
Micah: Okay, I'll forgive you this time, but make sure this doesn't happen again!