Micah: Where is Jan? She's late again. She is never on time. She's always late feeding us. We could die of thirst and starve to death while she is off gallivanting around having a fun time. We all need to get together and give her a good dressing down!
Well, it's about time you finally showed up again! There's no kibble in the dish or water in the bowl. I've been waiting hours for you to return home and refill them.. I could have had kidney failure from dehydration or starved to death from lack of food. You need to think of someone besides yourself once in a while!
Jan: What? I just walked around the house to toss a bag in the trashcan.
Micah: Okay, I'll forgive you this time, but make sure this doesn't happen again!
I'm glad you didn't starve!
ReplyDeleteHari OM
ReplyDelete........phew..........I had to reread that title twice to make sure Micah hadn't actually expired!!! Glad to see you very much alive and mewing at Jan to get her act into gear. What was the wummin thinking leaving you kibbleless?!! Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx
(turns and winks at Jan in collusion of humouring the cat...)
tsk - staff are all the same. I so feel you. I call for mom at 6:30AM daily to feed me. I have to wake her up every single day. You would think by now she would know my eating schedule, right? XOXO - Bacon
ReplyDeleteSo true! The Hubby calls me at the office, says Angel and Chuck have told him that I didn't give them ANY FOOD before I left for the office. So untrue, but you know what...? He feeds 'em anyhow! Harruph...
ReplyDeleteThank you for the kinds words about Goose.
My pets have SPCA on speed dial for these occasions.
ReplyDeleteSheesh, Micah. I guess you were pretty hungry!
ReplyDeleteOMC, that was close ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteWhew...Don't you hate it when they leave the house when your dish is empty!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Bentley feels your pain, Micah! Mom actually thinks her first cup of coffee is more important than her preparing our breakfast. Your pal, Bentley P.S. We love the term "dressing down" and will add it to our vocabulary! 🤗
ReplyDeleteI understand, Micah. Time really drags by when you are starving.
ReplyDeleteThat's a long, long time to go without food!
ReplyDeletePoor Micah! Beans are sure hard to train.
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
Wow wee Micah! Your staff needs training!
ReplyDeleteTeddy
How dare she go out to have fun while you are starving :)
ReplyDeleteHilarious!! You bad kitty, Micah, to malign that sweet lady who puts up with you rascals! Just around the corner, REALLY!
ReplyDeleteLoulou
Such a hard, hard life you pets have!
ReplyDeleteOops, she didn't check on your needs before the trash?? Wow, priorities are mixed up...MOL!! Glad you *did* finally get what you needed, Micah!
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