Rusty: Laughing. I can't believe we did a post on a secret, everyone wants to know the secret, and there is no secret.
Merci: Actually it was in-house secret gossip.
Rusty: There's no such thing as secret gossip. A secret is private and gossip is public.
Merci: Well, if we tell everyone in this post, the secret will become gossip.
Rusty: I haven't heard it yet. Whose secret is it anyway?
Merci: Yours. It's about the other day when Jan took the photo of you -
Rusty: No! You can't tell everyone that story!
Merci: But it's so funny. Such a great story.
Rusty: What do you want to not tell it?
Merci: What do you have to offer?
Rusty: How about a neck massage every day for a week?
Merci: Great. It's a deal.
Percy: What about the rest of us? Don't we all deserve a daily massage to keep your secret?
Rusty: But I don't have the stamina to give seven massages a day. *sigh* You might as well go ahead and tattle on me.
Percy: Okay. The other day Jan caught Rusty - Oh, I can't embarrass him. Merci, you go ahead and tell the story.
Merci: Teasing him was fun but I can't embarrass Rusty either. Sorry, folks, the secret gossip will have to stay in-house.
Percy: *whispers* Actually, there is no story, but Rusty doesn't know that yet.
Maybe it was a secret secret?
ReplyDeleteWell, you got everybody going!
ReplyDeleteHari OM
ReplyDeleteThe best kind of secrets are the unsecrets. The was a grrrrreat unsecret!!! Cats are fangtastic at them. Always looking mysterious, but simply being blank... it's a kind of bliss, one supposes, and how to be in that kind of bliss is a secret for cats alone... okay, now I made myself dizzy... Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx
We were all leaning in close to hear the secret, but I guess the secret is there is no secret. Good one!
ReplyDeleteSnorts with piggy laughter. What happens at the farm, stays at the farm it seems. XOXO - Bacon
ReplyDeleteOh oh! Secrets unrevealed are the best ones!
ReplyDeleteOh poor Rusty BOL
ReplyDeleteSnorts,
Lily & Edward
Rusty we know how you feel!
ReplyDeleteYou guys ought to be in the CIA....
ReplyDeleteno secrets, then secrets that haven't even happened and more secrets about what is not about to happen or might happen or was never going to happen...oh, boy.
Don't fall for the massage deal, Rusty. Maybe you just think you did something embarassing...BOL!
ReplyDeleteI would tell you what it is but you might have to translate...my woofie is a bit rusty!
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny :)
ReplyDeletePoor Rusty! You're all so clever (and a little mischievous)!
ReplyDeleteWell, it seems they got you worried, Rusty.
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