Merci: Are you laughing or crying, Rusty?
Rusty: Laughing. I can't believe we did a post on a secret, everyone wants to know the secret, and there is no secret.
Merci: Actually it was in-house secret gossip.
Rusty: There's no such thing as secret gossip. A secret is private and gossip is public.
Merci: Well, if we tell everyone in this post, the secret will become gossip.
Rusty: I haven't heard it yet. Whose secret is it anyway?
Merci: Yours. It's about the other day when Jan took the photo of you -
Rusty: No! You can't tell everyone that story!
Merci: But it's so funny. Such a great story.
Rusty: What do you want to not tell it?
Merci: What do you have to offer?
Rusty: How about a neck massage every day for a week?
Merci: Great. It's a deal.
Percy: What about the rest of us? Don't we all deserve a daily massage to keep your secret?
Rusty: But I don't have the stamina to give seven massages a day. *sigh* You might as well go ahead and tattle on me.
Percy: Okay. The other day Jan caught Rusty - Oh, I can't embarrass him. Merci, you go ahead and tell the story.
Merci: Teasing him was fun but I can't embarrass Rusty either. Sorry, folks, the secret gossip will have to stay in-house.
Percy: *whispers* Actually, there is no story, but Rusty doesn't know that yet.