Monday, October 17, 2016

Percy's Blue Station Wagon


Percy:  Hello, anybody?  I'm trying to decipher Jan's handwriting. It's atrocious!  Can someone please come help me

Micah:  None of us can read Jan's handwriting either.

Percy:  I think this says to buy Percy a new car.  I want a blue station wagon so I can drive Jan to the store to buy our food and litter.

Micah:  Blue, why blue?

Percy:  I look good in blue.

Micah:  But you don't drive.

Percy:  Buddy can help me.  We've driven together before.

Micah:  I heard you had a lot of help and you never got off the front lawn.  In fact, I heard you crashed Jan's car - back when she had one - into the bushes.  (Farming Michael Vick.  And Farming Michael Vick Continued.)

Percy:  That was a minor setback.  We're older and more coordinated now. 

Micah:  But obviously not wiser. 


Percy:  I think I'll just curl up here and dream of driving down the highway with the wind blowing through my fur.


20 comments:

  1. Hari OM
    Sweet dreams then Percy! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  2. Hey ppsstt - I'll try to borrow the blue Jeep and find you. I'll let you know if my plan works... snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO - Bacon

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  3. Adorable Hello Kitty! blankie you've got there, Percy!

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  4. Love that cute blantkie! Sweet sweet dreams!
    Momo & Pinot xo

    ps: We just celebrated our 10th Blogarsary. Thank you for our friendship, Jan and everyone at the farm!

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  5. Humans write like chickens
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  6. Sweet dreams Percy and please tell us which direction you will be travelling so we can avoid banging into to your vehicle.

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  7. We would like to sleep until spring under our warm blankies.

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  8. Dang, I wanted to see your new ride!

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  9. Y, Dat's a pawsum nip mat ya' got there. Thought we were gonna see a new blue car. MOL Big hugs fur all. Have a great day.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

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  10. I think it is best to leave the driving to Jan :)

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  11. If at furst you don't succeed!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

    Pee Ess - Be sure to get on the Blogville Christmas Card list!! The deadline is FIRM!! http://jazzis-world.blogspot.com/2016/10/news-flashnews-fash.html

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  12. You would look mighty handsome in a blue car. Mom says we driver her crazy sometimes. Is that the same thing?

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  13. I love the wind in your fur, what a picture. But what about the wind in Jan's hair? Are you taking her on the ride with you or not?

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  14. Percy, if yous likes...mes could stops by and takes yous for a drive in my Nelliemobile! Its a cool convertible, (but its pink not blue).
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  15. Wow, Percy! A new car? May we have a ride, too? :)

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  16. Lol... yes definitely a blue car they run better.

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    1. The blue car will match the beautiful blue blog.

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  17. Unfurbro the elder has a blue hatchback...that is kind of a station wagon, right?? Maybe he will let you have it when he gets a new one...as if...tee-hee!

    Hope you do find a good way to get all the provisions into your den, though. Carless can be troublesome sometimes.

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  18. hello funny farmers its dennis the vizsla dog hay my dada yoozed to hav a bloo stayshun waggin!!! wel i meen it wuz a subaru hatchbak thing but thats a stayshun waggin rite??? so if yoo hav enny kwestchuns abowt yore noo bloo stayshun waggin just ask i am shoor they ar all the saym!!! ok bye

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