Marcus: Did I do that?
Cyndi: Yes.
Marcus: Are you sure?
Cyndi: Positive.
Marcus: When did this incident occur?
Cyndi: Last April.
Marcus: How do you know it was me? It doesn't have my name on it.
Cyndi: You were caught red-pawed. Jan took out the trash and came in to find you with your rabies tag hooked in her stuffed chair.
Marcus: Oh, that. I was scratching an itch when the chair attacked and held me prisoner.
Cyndi: You don't live in the real world, do you?
Marcus: Of course I do! And I'd stay away from that chair if I were you. It bites.
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Hari OM
ReplyDelete..............BOL........................ oh Marcus. Go on stage mate. You'd make a fine living as a standog comic... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
OH dear you know you always have to watch out for those attacking chairs!
ReplyDeleteBetter put a muzzle on that chair!
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. My daughter was asking which granddaughter did something. You ever admits it??!!
ReplyDelete(ツ) from Cottage Country Ontario , ON, Canada!
We weren't born yesterday Marcus!
ReplyDeleteAttack chairs! We think we have heard of them and they are vicious!
ReplyDeleteChairs can be very devious!
ReplyDeleteOh Marcus ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteThat is a scary chair.
ReplyDeleteIs that why there is a hole in my nest?? My tags got bitten?? I shall have to tell that to petcretary...
ReplyDeleteBOL!!