Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Weapon of Mass Mowing


Percy:  Well, we would have had a post for today, except Jan moved a picture and then spent the next hour searching for it, tried to move it back, and searched again while muttering some no-no words at Winton.

Buddy:  You remember Winton (No Problem).  Oh, how Jan wishes we had reverted back to Win 7!

Percy:  It seems Winton only likes to play on his terms.  Otherwise, he packs up his left click Start menu and right click taskbar and leaves in a huff. 

Percy:  Jan says he's a bully.  She's very happy with the programs we use and doesn't want to use MSN apps to coordinate with other devices.

Buddy:  We don't have other devices.  And we've been talking to ourselves without help since long before Winton arrived.

Percy: We suggested Jan take some karate lessons so she can kick Winton's butt, but she said she swings a mean grass whip to mow the lawn so he'd better watch out!

Buddy:  I wish you hadn't said that.  Now I have this mental vision of Jan racing - slowly because she can't breathe when she walks fast! - down the street after a faceless bully while waving a lawn and garden tool.

Percy:  I can't thank you enough for planting that image in my mind too!

Buddy:  Happy to share with you.  Oh ... you were being sarcastic.

Percy:   Yes.  It's time to shut Winton down for the night.  If I see your legs waving in your sleep, I'll know you're chasing after Jan and her weapon of mass mowing in your dreams.


12 comments:

  1. Hari OM
    I admire Jan for not having shown Winton the window exit long before this... maybe the piccie is sitting on Cloud 9..??? hugs wags whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

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  2. Cookie's mum here: I also HATE Winton and had Best Buy set my newest laptop so that it acts like Win 8!!!! Much easier to use!!

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  3. Oh boy....that Winton guy sounds awful!!! We hope Jan tames it soon!!

    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  4. Oh that sounds like fun...NOT!

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  5. Oh my dawg! Poor Jan BOL
    Lily & Edward

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  6. I switched to Macbooks in 2000 and have not found any reason to switch back.

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  7. guys....tell jan if her can get TWO her fotoz...ta save em over at shutterfly ~~~~~~ troo lee....♥♥♥ they bee all wayz ther & all wayz reddy

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  8. I hate Win 10 and didn't give my computer the okay to download it. They said I can change it back via the settings but the one to change it doesn't work. How convenient got Win 10! It's going to cause me to get a Mac when I can afford one. 😄

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  9. I have yet to see anything good about Windows 10.

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  10. Ugh! Winton sounds like a real troublemaker. Kudos to Jan for being so patient!

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  11. Winton is a DEVIL in disguise and yes, you did fine without him in your life!!! Love the image of Jan and her grasscutter. Wonderful. So Jan-like.

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  12. That image of the scythe with Miss an reminded the petcretary of when sh was younger...the lady 2 doors down would sometimes get angry and chase the hobo she was feeding out of her yard by shouting and wielding a big broom, Oh MY! (She took pity on that hobo and fed him quite often, not sure why she felt compelled to chase him away...though he always came back, BOL!)

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