Tuesday, August 16, 2016
Weapon of Mass Mowing
Percy: Well, we would have had a post for today, except Jan moved a picture and then spent the next hour searching for it, tried to move it back, and searched again while muttering some no-no words at Winton.
Buddy: You remember Winton (No Problem). Oh, how Jan wishes we had reverted back to Win 7!
Percy: It seems Winton only likes to play on his terms. Otherwise, he packs up his left click Start menu and right click taskbar and leaves in a huff.
Percy: Jan says he's a bully. She's very happy with the programs we use and doesn't want to use MSN apps to coordinate with other devices.
Buddy: We don't have other devices. And we've been talking to ourselves without help since long before Winton arrived.
Percy: We suggested Jan take some karate lessons so she can kick Winton's butt, but she said she swings a mean grass whip to mow the lawn so he'd better watch out!
Buddy: I wish you hadn't said that. Now I have this mental vision of Jan racing - slowly because she can't breathe when she walks fast! - down the street after a faceless bully while waving a lawn and garden tool.
Percy: I can't thank you enough for planting that image in my mind too!
Buddy: Happy to share with you. Oh ... you were being sarcastic.
Percy: Yes. It's time to shut Winton down for the night. If I see your legs waving in your sleep, I'll know you're chasing after Jan and her weapon of mass mowing in your dreams.