Monday, December 01, 2014

Ruin A Good Joke

Percy: Hey, Cyndi, if a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot high window?








Cyndi:  Because Jan is standing in the way?










Percy:  How did Jan get into this conversation? 

Cyndi:  I don't know.  You asked why a cat can't jump through a three foot high window.  Jan is usually the one being picked on, so I just figured she was standing in the way. 

Percy:  No, Cyndi.  A cat can't jump through a three foot high window because the window is closed.

Cyndi:  Well, if the window is closed, just open it.

Percy:  *stalks off*  You sure know how to ruin a good joke.

21 comments:

  1. Sometimes, the only thing you need is logic :)

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  2. I think it was still a good joke! LOL

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  3. Hey, can we felines help it if we are smarter than woofies??

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  4. Oh I would love an open window these days!

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  5. Same as we cant get through the deck door unless its opened?

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  6. BOL...we thought it was funny...but then again we are just woofies and laugh at most anything you kitties do...
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  7. There's one in every crowd!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  8. Well maybe Jan was in the way AND it was closed. MOL

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  9. Some people aren't a good audience for a joke.

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  10. I liked the answer, "Cause Jan is standing in front of it." That totally makes sense!

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  11. Aaaaw We still laffed. Hav a pawsum Monday.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  12. just make sure de window haza screen....oh kay N thatz a silly answer ....coz oh burdz & all ! ♥

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  13. MOL! Jan was probably standing in front of the closed window.

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  14. Faraday: Well *I* thought it was funny. HMPF. SISfurs.

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  15. HAHA! Crazy kitties!!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  16. Actually, we kind of liked both possible answers! :)

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  17. Our mom is trying not to giggle. Must mean she needs some sleep. Silly mom. Purrs...

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  18. Bwhhhaaa!
    MOL!
    We still thought it was a funny!

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  19. That was a good joke. And we thought Jan in the window was a good answer. We bet she would do that to keep you from jumping through a closed window...no joke! Hugs and nose kisses

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