Thursday, December 11, 2014

Duct Tape and WD40

Buddy, Merci, Sam

Buddy:  Oh, for the warmer temperatures when this picture was taken in the fall. 

Merci:  I agree.  It's a bit too cold for my taste too.

Sam:  It's like the Arctic to Jan.  She spends half these day creaking like an old windmill.

Buddy:  Do you suppose a little WD40 would help her?  I think I know where she hides it.

Merci:  Hides it?  Isn't that what humans do when they have a drinking problem?

Sam:  Well, if she's drinking WD40, it isn't working.

Buddy:  I think you're supposed to apply it and then yank and twist the stubborn parts around until they start to move on their own.

Sam:  Well, if you hold her down, Buddy, and you apply the WD40, Merci, I'll do the yanking and twisting.

Buddy: Wait, perhaps we should find the duct tape first.

Merci:  Sam isn't going to pull her apart.  Why do you need duct tape?

Buddy:  So the neighbors won't hear her screaming and think we're killing her.

Merci:  Oh, right.  Sounds like a good plan to me. 

Sam:  Buddy, find the WD40.  Merci, find the duct tape.  I'll find Jan.

Merci:  Oh, she's going to be so pleased with us when we finish.

Buddy:  We lost our internet yesterday afternoon and just got online, so this isn't the post we had planned.

Merci:  I didn't know we had a post planned.

Sam:  Of course we did.  It's Thankful Thursday.  And since we can't remember what the original one was, we'll just tell everyone how thankful we are to be back online.

Buddy:  Now let's go find Jan so we can give her some physical therapy  After that she should be able to fix our breakfast.


Thankful Thursday is hosted by Pepi Smart Dog.

Thoughtless Thursday is co-hosted by Ruckus the Eskie, Love is being owned by a husky, and Barking From the Bayou.

19 comments:

  1. Hahaha!!! Hide Jan - quickly! Those dogs are on a mission! Now excuse me while I go have a glass of WD40 (I'm a bit creaky too)

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  2. Run Jan...RUN! It is the WD-40! Of course, if it DOES work, let me know. LOL! ☺

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  3. OMD OMD WD-40 and DucK Tape are our Mom's Bestest Furends...
    Butt we have never though of using it on HER... THANKS fur the suggestion... She is CREAKY and Falling apawt... THIS will Help her ... we just know it... THANKS Fur the Great IDEA...

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  4. Maybe the internet needs wome WD40 and duct tape too!

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  5. OMC Y'all awe so funny. Good luck wiff da WD-40. Mommy sez it dusn't work. She needs a dwink fwum da fountain of youff. MOL Tell Jan ifin she finds it, to let us know so we can get sum fur mommy too. MOL

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  6. Handyman's secret helper is Duck Tape!! (PBS's Red Green)

    Maybe WD40 should get added to his secret list.
    Glad the internet came back on.

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  7. Ha! You rascals! I think there's some WD40 around here as well... ;) *wags* - Gilligan from wagsahoy.com

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  8. It looks like Jan has better hide quickly ! But let us know if your plan works ! Purrs

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  9. Duct take and WD40 is our whole tool box.... If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD40, If it moves and it isn't supposed to use duct tape.

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  10. Everybody loves duct tape!

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  11. guys....de food serviss gurl sayz everee thing on de planet can be fixed with duct tape ore electicz tape .....we wood like ta use it on de food serviss gurls mouth... coz sum times her doez knot shut up....but her keeps hidin it..... ♥♥

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  12. I think Jan needs to hide, and quick!

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  13. Sounds like you guys got a great plan there........however...you may need to have a Madic standing by!

    The Mad Scots

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  14. Get her creaky gears moving then don't let her stop!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  15. How'd the physical therapy session go? Thanks for sharing on Thoughtless Thursday!

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  16. hahaha! Duct tape and wd40 solves everything!!!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  17. Hahhaah crikey guys..best I hide too..don't fancy the WD40 on my creaky bits! ..sorry it's cool there now..how about we send some Aussie sunshine :) hugs and loves Fozziemum xxx

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  18. Let me know if it works, Mumsy needs some fixing up too. I hear Duct tape and WD-40 fixes everything. lol Hugs and nose kisses, Pooh

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  19. hello funny farmers its dennis the vizsla dog hay that is gud thinking!!! i heer that duct tape can fiks ninety persent of ennything and wd40 can fiks the other ten persent so by kombining them yoo kannot go rong!!! ok bye

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