Percy: Hey, Cyndi, if a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot high window?
Cyndi: Because Jan is standing in the way?
Percy: How did Jan get into this conversation?
Cyndi: I don't know. You asked why a cat can't jump through a three foot high window. Jan is usually the one being picked on, so I just figured she was standing in the way.
Percy: No, Cyndi. A cat can't jump through a three foot high window because the window is closed.
Cyndi: Well, if the window is closed, just open it.
Percy: *stalks off* You sure know how to ruin a good joke.
Sometimes, the only thing you need is logic :)
ReplyDeleteI think it was still a good joke! LOL
ReplyDeleteHey, can we felines help it if we are smarter than woofies??
ReplyDeleteAahhhhhhhh!!! BOL
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Oh I would love an open window these days!
ReplyDeleteSame as we cant get through the deck door unless its opened?
ReplyDeleteBOL...we thought it was funny...but then again we are just woofies and laugh at most anything you kitties do...
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
There's one in every crowd!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Well maybe Jan was in the way AND it was closed. MOL
ReplyDeleteSome people aren't a good audience for a joke.
ReplyDeleteI liked the answer, "Cause Jan is standing in front of it." That totally makes sense!
ReplyDeleteAaaaw We still laffed. Hav a pawsum Monday.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
just make sure de window haza screen....oh kay N thatz a silly answer ....coz oh burdz & all ! ♥
ReplyDeleteMOL! Jan was probably standing in front of the closed window.
ReplyDeleteFaraday: Well *I* thought it was funny. HMPF. SISfurs.
ReplyDeleteMOL!
ReplyDeleteHAHA! Crazy kitties!!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
Actually, we kind of liked both possible answers! :)
ReplyDeleteOur mom is trying not to giggle. Must mean she needs some sleep. Silly mom. Purrs...
ReplyDeleteBwhhhaaa!
ReplyDeleteMOL!
We still thought it was a funny!
That was a good joke. And we thought Jan in the window was a good answer. We bet she would do that to keep you from jumping through a closed window...no joke! Hugs and nose kisses
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