Tuesday, December 23, 2014

The Screwdriver

SAM:  Hey, Rusty, you look deep in thought.  

RUSTY:  I'm just thinking about how fortunate we are that Jan is forgetful but at least she hasn't lost all her marbles. 

SAM:  I'm not sure what you mean.

RUSTY: Well, Jan forgets to read the calendar and she sometimes forgets to feed us on time, but she's not a stupid criminal.

SAM:  Are you suggesting she's an intelligent criminal?

RUSTY:  No, I'm not suggesting she's any kind of a criminal.  I'm just saying I'm glad she has some common sense even if she can't remember where she left it.

SAM:  I don't think I'm following this.  What do you mean?

RUSTY:  I was just reading about the guy who handed a note demanding money to a bank teller.

SAM:  Let me guess.  The teller couldn't read?

RUSTY:  No, the teller could read.  It's just the guy wrote the note on the back of a deposit slip from his wife's bank account.

SAM:  And you think Jan might write a robbery note on the back of her own deposit slip?

RUSTY:  Don't be silly.  Jan would make a lousy criminal.  She can't run and she doesn't have a getaway car.

SAM:  Whatever you do, don't mention that to Buddy.  He'd want to be the getaway driver and we all know what a menace he is behind the wheel.

BUDDY:  Did I hear you guys say you need a getaway driver? What's the caper? I have a driver's license, you know.

RUSTY:  A screw driver, Buddy.  We're helping to fix the squeaky wheel in the  ... uh, whatchamacallit. 

SAM:  Yes, catch you later.  Jan needs a screwdriver right away in the ...

RUSTY:  ... kitchen.

SAM:  ...dog pen. 

12 comments:

  1. Nothing worse than an INTELLIGENT criminal. They can sneak around and steal toys! The get-away is tricky though. Does Jan have a skateboard or a bike> Those can be kinna quiet. Iffen she has one of THOSE, ya might want ta watch her more carefully.

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  2. My assistant is quite forgetful, too!

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  3. We laugh and laugh and laugh when we read your blog...excellent!!!
    stella rose

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  4. You never forget to give us the giggles!

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  5. WHEW... that was a GOOD SAVE there... SCREW..Driver... BaaaWaaah.
    You are soooooo Smart and FUNNY too.

    We are wishing you ALL a VERY MUCH MERRY CHRISTMAS.. and JAN too.

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  6. Oh you guys always have a lot of fun at your house, especially with Jan.

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  7. Ha, ha...you folks are funny, thanks for the smiles and chuckles!

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  8. Silly kitties!

    Noodle and crew

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  9. hahaha! You funny farmers crack me up!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  10. MOL! You've succeeded once again in making us laugh and smile. We are so thankful for you, dear friends. :)

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  11. MOL...Jan can't run but Can she hide ??? ...like under da table ?...MOL...just be silly :)


    For Tis Season,
    May your Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill, And may the year ahead be full of contentment and joy.


    MEOWRY CHRISTMAS 2014 !!!

    THANKS FOR THE BEST FRIENDSHIP

    LOTS OF LOVE
    ❤ ❤ ❤

    PUDDY & FAMEOWLY

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  12. Ha-ha...meowmy had to get her screwdriver out of the kitchen drawer just a few moments ago...to fix a Christmas decoration...

    You furs make meowmy/growlmy giggle all the time!

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