Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Not Worth Stealing

MARCUS:  This is my first Christmas and I'm very confused.

CYNDI:  Why?

MARCUS:  Because I thought it is supposed to be a time of giving.

CYNDI:  It is.

MARCUS:  Then why is Jan being selfish?

CYNDI:  How can you say she is being selfish?  She's still providing meals and a roof over our heads.  She plays with you and when the weather is decent, she goes for walks with you.

MARCUS:  Yes, but there is something missing.

CYNDI:  What's that?

MARCUS:  Treats.  We have treats but Jan isn't giving them out.

CYNDI:  I've seen her giving you treats. What kind of treats do you want?

MARCUS:  Some of those chocolate covered pretzels she brought home the other night.  Or one of those ham and Swiss cheese sammiches on rolls she brought from the church get together Sunday.  She's got lots of treats stashed around the house but she's not sharing them.

CYNDI:  Well, I can understand about the chocolate covered pretzels since chocolate isn't good for us, but if Jan has a stash, it should be ham and cheese sammiches all around. 

SAM:  Ham and cheese sammiches?  Where did you get them?

MARCUS:  We don't have any.  Jan does and she's not sharing.

SAM:  So that's what I smell.  She's taking some out of the microwave now.  I'll start barking.  Jan will come to see if someone is at the door.  Marcus, you grab the sammiches off the plate.  Cyndi and I will meet you in the bedroom to divvy them up.

MARCUS:  Good idea.

CYNDI:  *eyes Marcus' empty paws when they enter the bedroom*  Hey, where is our share?

MARCUS:  There were only 3 sammiches.  They were so small they weren't *BURP* worth stealing.

SAM:  I think you mean they weren't worth sharing.

MARCUS:  Yes, that's it.   I knew you'd understand.  

PERCY:  Today is Christmas Eve and we hoped to have some photos downloaded from the camera, but Jan hasn't even taken them yet.  At this rate, we should be ready for our Christmas posts by Easter. 


  1. The holidays are a time for sharing, Marcus. But uh, don't give the sandwiches back now, okay? :-)

    A very happy and blessed Christmas to you all!

    Purrs and peace.


  2. To you guys and fameowly
    May your Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill, And may the year ahead be full of contentment and joy.



    ❤ ❤ ❤


  3. Meowy Chrissymouse and Happy Holidays ! Purrs

  4. Oh our Mom is just like worries, we have been putting LAST years pictures up and hoping we are fooling everyone, how shameful is that. Merry Christmas dear Friends.
    stella rose and family

  5. Merry Christmas from the Poodles, dogs, cat and the other Jan

  6. We're pretty good at sharing. Merry Christmas Eve everyone!

  7. Ready or not Christmas is nearly here! Merry Christmas to our Furends and their Peeps!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  8. Merry Catmus Eve
    Annabelle * Boo * Ping * Jinx

  9. Merry Christmas Eve!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

  10. OH MARCUS..... SURELY YOU DIDN'T.... SURELY NOT on Christmas Eve.

  11. Hee hee! You are all too funny!

    Wishing you all a blessed Christmas. Oh, and ham and cheese sammiches all around, too.

    Love and hugs!

    Moosey, Gracie and Zoe, and Mom and Dad

  12. Hope you all have a Joyous and Merry Christmas!

  13. Merry Furry Christmas!
    from Islay!

  14. Merry Christmas. Hope Santa brings lots of goodies.
    Sue B

  15. MOL Merry Christmas to all the Funny Farmers :)

  16. Ham Sammies????????????? Oh. Um. I digress.

    Merry Christmas! And you know... It's hard to find good Staff!

    with love for you all, Staff included!

    Little Reufus and His Very Thin Staff

  17. Oopsie!! Too tempting...
    Freckles would have done the same thing...

    Well at our den the clack has struck and so:
    Merry Christmas to all!!

  18. We dont wanna get involved in any fambly arguements, but sometimes TBT has Ham and Cheese on his plate. And when he sees us all looking up. he divides what is left fer us, no matter how small.

    And then gets more just fer US!

    Most Merriest Crissymouse, dear furiends...


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