Sam: I think it should be my turn to be featured this weekend.
Cameron: Okay, would you prefer to sing or dance?
Merci: I don't think he means he wants to be a featured performer.
Micah: Are you sure? He could wear one of his weird hats and hoof it. Or would that be paw it?
Cyndi: *rubs chin thoughtfully with one paw* You know, I think Sam would be a good dancer. A top hat. A cane.
Rusty: And some dancing lessons. Why are you all looking at me? You have to admit Sam is not the least bit light on his feet.
Buddy: He doesn't need to sing or dance. Rusty and I have had a turn as feature of the weekend, so it's only fair Sam gets a turn too.
Marcus: When it's my turn, I want to have an eating contest with myself.
Percy: Don't encourage him. Let's just post a photo of Sam.
Rusty: Is this photo okay, Sam?
Sam: Yes. This is the original.
Sam: And since this is Sepia Saturday, this is the photo in sepia.
Marcus: It looks like ...
Buddy: Don't you dare say it looks like dirt!
Marcus: Hey, I was only going to say it looks like Sam is looking at the ceiling with his right eye and straight ahead with his left.
Cyndi: It's an optical illusion, Marcus. He was trying to look soulful for the camera so he could snag a treat.
Marcus: I think he should practice looking in the same direction with both eyes.
Sam: Hey, Marcus, did you spill kibble crumbs all over my photo?
Percy: No one spilled kibble crumbs on your picture, Sam. It's also Caturday Art day and Jan did something artistic with your photo.
Micah: Can any of you remember what Jan called it?
Sam: No, but I think it needs a bath.
Buddy: Oh, I don't know, I kind of like it. It's so .... you, Sam.
Cyndi: Hey, I remember. The effect is called Poster Edge.
Merci: Whatever it is, it's growing on me. I'm starting to like it too.
Cameron: It really shows off your eyes, Sam.
Rusty: And your shapely head.
Sam: *squints at the photo* You're right. I do have great eyes and a shapely head. I guess this isn't really so bad. It just takes some getting used to. But I still feel like I need to brush off the kibble crumbls.
Pee Ess: Please excuse us if we don't get to visit you for a while. Jan is so overwhelmed with things to do we are tired just listening to her complain and need extra naps. And, as we've mentioned before, she is a computer hog. But we do our best to stop by and say hello when we can.
Ruckus the Eskie for Sepia Saturday.
Athena Cat Goddess for Caturday Art.