Tuesday, March 07, 2017
Marcus the Great Swampi 2
Marcus: I am the Great Swampi!
Buddy: We've already been through this. (Marcus the Great Swampi).
Percy: And it's "swami", not "swampi".
Marcus: No, I am the Great Swampi. My fans prefer that title and so do I.
Percy: I will say "swampi" suits you.
Buddy: So what does a swampi do?
Marcus: I see all and know all.
Buddy: So do you know what happened to the biscuit I hid in my bedding?
Buddy: Do you want to share the information?
Percy: That's because Marcus ate the biscuit you hid.
Buddy: We'll get back to this when Jan gives out the treats tonight. Meanwhile, Jan has misplaced her keys. Do you know where she lost them?
Percy: Would you like to tell us where they are?
Buddy: They're in the washing machine?
Percy: I know! Jan had the keys in her hand when she started to fix our breakfast. They're in the little basket on top of the washer.
Buddy: I thought Marcus is supposed to be the one who knows all?
Percy: Go check, Buddy. The top of the washing machine.
Buddy: That's where they are, all right. How did you know that Percy?
Percy: I saw her put them there and then forgot about it.
Marcus: I told you I see all and know all. My expertise is now open to all my friends and fans. Do you need advice? Have you lost your red neckerchief? Did your human hide your favorite toy? The Great Swampi will help you find it.