Marcus: I, the Great Swampi, will answer the comment questions from last Monday. (The Great Swampi 2)
Cyndi: Okay, I have to ask. Are you just going to answer them, or are you going to answer them correctly?
Marcus: There's a difference?
Cyndi: Evidently not.
Q: The Florida Furkids. Can you tell us where Mom hid the treats?
Marcus: Yes.
Cyndi: Aren't you going to tell them where?
Marcus: No, they only asked if I can tell them. The answer is yes, but their mom wants it kept secret.
Q: Yam Auntie. Oh Master Swampi-ji... any clues on how to get home maintenance done without the usual agony and ecstasy and expense?
Marcus: Yes, move to a home that doesn't need maintenance.
Cyndi: Where would she find one?
Marcus: I didn't say there is such a home. I just suggested she move to one.
Q: Angel, Kirby & Max. Great Swampi, Mom says she has lost her mind. Do you know how, why, where it is and how we can get it back for her?
Marcus: Yes.
Cyndi: This is important. Please answer them.
Marcus: Follow Jan. When she finds her mind, your mom's will be in the same storage locker. Or refrigerator. Those two places look alike to me.
Q: Quinn. Okay, what did Mommy buy for her birthday that's for me? Bet you can't see that!
Marcus: Of course I can see that. She wrote on your blog she is buying you two presents for her birthday. By the way, Happy Birthday to your mom!
Q: Loulou. Oh, Great Swampi, please let me know where mama keeps all the chocolate biscuits and while you're at it, there's one in there for you if you succeed.
Marcus: She keeps them under the rock in the house. Or is that over the rock?
Cyndi: I hardly think anyone would keep biscuits under a rock. They wouldn't be biscuits then, they'd be crumbs.
Marcus: In that case, I believe she keeps them in the cupboard. Third door to the right.
Cyndi: And that ends today's answers by Marcus the Great Swamp.
Marcus: Swampi. The Great Swampi!
Hari OM
ReplyDeleteBOL BOL BOL.... **cough...splutter...ahem...* oh dear me Swampi-ji, you hit that one on the head. I had told my dad I was wishing I could just off-load this place and move into a caravan so nothing needed doing. He just stared at me with the "she has no idea" look in his eyes!!! The key difference though is that I could buy a whole caravan for the price of the impending repairs... sigh... deep breaths. Thanks for your response master; it confirms the need just to grit one's teeth and face up to things!!! Pranaams, hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Wow, you are super duper talented Swampi Marcus!
ReplyDeleteSwampi Marcus, you are one truly inspiration thinker and seer. We'll be looking forward to your next words of wisdom.
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Marcus, you are quite amazing pal!
ReplyDeletePawsome! For a woofie!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for answering our question. Our Mom had been goon all day for the last four and came home exhausted. She said something about working at a Quilt show and then she said 'What was I thinking' We told her she was not because she had lost her mind and could not think at all! Apparently they did not sell ones at the shoe.
ReplyDeleteOH GRRRRREAAT Swampi... can you do anythingy to get this Horrid Snow Storm STELLA to stay FAR From our place? We are supposed to get 6 to 9 Inches of "IT" and we don't Want it.
ReplyDeleteOh, Great Swampi, you were so right. But unfortunately, the first time!!! I had to lick all the crumbs from UNDER this huge rock and believe me, that is not simple. Now could you please tell me where you get those adorable turbans you wear...tres chic.
ReplyDeleteYou need to sniff out those treats
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
You are indeed a great Swampi, Marcus! We almost didn't recognize that adorable face in that get-up ;)
ReplyDeleteMOL ! You're so smart, and so talented, Marcus ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteYou are so cute with the blankie wrapped around your head, Great Swampi!
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boomer ♥
Ha, ha, ha!
ReplyDeleteYou truly do know all of the answers!
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmmmmmm......we're not sure that helped us get more treats!!!! Good to know that the Great Swampi knows all though!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
BOL!!! Loved how you got the good answers, Marcus Swampi!!
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