Cyndi: I see you're back, Swampi. What are you up to now?
Marcus: I, the Great Swampi, will answer the comment questions from last Monday. (The Great Swampi 2)
Cyndi: Okay, I have to ask. Are you just going to answer them, or are you going to answer them correctly?
Marcus: There's a difference?
Cyndi: Evidently not.
Q: The Florida Furkids. Can you tell us where Mom hid the treats?
Cyndi: Aren't you going to tell them where?
Marcus: No, they only asked if I can tell them. The answer is yes, but their mom wants it kept secret.
Q: Yam Auntie. Oh Master Swampi-ji... any clues on how to get home maintenance done without the usual agony and ecstasy and expense?
Marcus: Yes, move to a home that doesn't need maintenance.
Cyndi: Where would she find one?
Marcus: I didn't say there is such a home. I just suggested she move to one.
Q: Angel, Kirby & Max. Great Swampi, Mom says she has lost her mind. Do you know how, why, where it is and how we can get it back for her?
Cyndi: This is important. Please answer them.
Marcus: Follow Jan. When she finds her mind, your mom's will be in the same storage locker. Or refrigerator. Those two places look alike to me.
Q: Quinn. Okay, what did Mommy buy for her birthday that's for me? Bet you can't see that!
Marcus: Of course I can see that. She wrote on your blog she is buying you two presents for her birthday. By the way, Happy Birthday to your mom!
Q: Loulou. Oh, Great Swampi, please let me know where mama keeps all the chocolate biscuits and while you're at it, there's one in there for you if you succeed.
Marcus: She keeps them under the rock in the house. Or is that over the rock?
Cyndi: I hardly think anyone would keep biscuits under a rock. They wouldn't be biscuits then, they'd be crumbs.
Marcus: In that case, I believe she keeps them in the cupboard. Third door to the right.
Cyndi: And that ends today's answers by Marcus the Great Swamp.
Marcus: Swampi. The Great Swampi!