Friday, October 30, 2015

Halloween Bleeding Pumpkin FFHT

MERCI:  Have you ever heard the Halloween story of the bleeding pumpkin?

MARCUS:  No, Is it a good one?

CYNDI:  Oh, you better believe it's good.

RUSTY:  You know that Jan doesn't do Halloween decorating.  Have you ever wondered why?

MARCUS:  Yes, I have.  But I figured we can't afford to decorate.

SAM:  Actually, before your time, Jan got a big pumpkin to carve for Halloween.  She figured if other people can carve one, she could too.


MICAH:  So we all sat down to watch a spooky Halloween show on the TV while Jan sat at the desk with a large knife and carved a face on the pumpkin.

BUDDY:  Just before the last commercial, there was a frightening scream behind us.  We all turned and there was the pumpkin with wide eyes and big teeth.  Blood was gushing out it's mouth and dripping from its eyes.

PERCY:  I ran over and Jan's hand with the knife was inside the pumpkin/  Blood was spurting out of her wrist and through the pumpkin's eyes and mouth.

MARCUS:  Jan cut herself with the knife?

CYNDI:  That's what we thought too, but Jan was screaming that the pumpkin bit her.

MARCUS:  Bit her?  But pumpkins don't bite.  Er ... do they?

MERCI:  That one must.  I dialed 9-1-1 with my nose for an ambulance.   An E.M.T. said he could see what appeared to be large tooth marks in her wrist. 

RUSTY:  Jan was taken away to the Emergency Room to stop the bleeding.  After a while, two police officers came and read the pumpkin its rights.

SAM:  They carried it outside, put it in the back seat of a squad car, and drove away.  We never saw it again.

MARCUS:  What about Jan?

MICAH:  Oh, yes, we saw Jan again. 

BUDDY:   It was a traumatic night.   After that I never turned my back on another pumpkin. And we have never decorated for Halloween again.


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PERCY:  Our latest cat interview of Finnegan  and his siblings, Daily Wisdom of 7 Cats and Counting, has published at Mousebreath, the ezine for cats.

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30 comments:

  1. That is one scary story! I'm afraid to come out from behind the sofa now.

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  2. Hari OM
    that was blood-curdling!!! Hugs, wags and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

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  3. Yikes!!! You had us there for a second! BOL! Happy Halloween!!

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  4. Hey Furiends!
    Wow, what a perfectly creepy FFHT for today! BOL Love the story and how you did see Jan again. Wonder if the popo threw that punkin in the slammer...or made him into pie.
    Grr and a Spooky Woof,
    Sarge, Furiend

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  5. OMC! We have two little pumpkins. I hope mom doesn't give them teeth!

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  6. WE believed every bit of this story....every bit.
    stella rose

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  7. Did the pumpkin get a court appointed attorney?

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  8. Scary story. Now we have to worry about the pumpkins attacking.

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  9. Oh my goodness, I'm totally keeping away from pumpkins!

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  10. I already read the interview - it was great! I'm glad there are no pumpkins here - only a container with pumpkin pulp for Binga and Boodie.

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  11. Oh my you had us scared in our paws.

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  12. OMD...That story may give us nightmares!!!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  13. Hmmmm Have a gweat weekend.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  14. a paws a paws a paws....we loved this storee guys....& we loved yur mousebreath interviews two day az well...total lee awesum on both countz........dracula that iz !!!!

    heerz two a driftwood catfish kinda week oh end !! ♥♥♥

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  15. HOLY CARP....that was super scary!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  16. Wow, that was intense! We are glad Jan is OK!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  17. OMD! That is a very good reason not to carve pumpkins ever again! *shudder

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  18. Ooh... We knew as soon as we read "Jan" and "knife", the blood was gonna be HERS! She is probly lucky she didnt fall on it.

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  19. Why, that must be the reason there are no jack-o-lanterns here either. Yikes!

    Are there scars??

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  20. Holy Puppies that gave me the shivers.

    Happy Halloween

    Ziggy Out!!

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  21. Oh furiends pumpkins are often all smiley and looking lovey dovey but as we have learned there is evil lurking in'em
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  22. Oh dear... that was frightening! ‪A Happy and Spooktacular (and safe) Halloween from the Zee & Zoey gang!

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  23. OMC that was a scary story! We is glad Jan got fixed up at the bean v e t and the pumpkin got taken away to face justice.

    Happy Halloween efurrbody! Stay safe and we hopes there are some treats for you too.
    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  24. I bet that pumpkin got turned into soup :)

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  25. Hope the pumpkin smiled at you too!

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  26. Oh my! After reading that, we're kind of glad we don't have any pumpkins here! :)

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  27. Watch out for those jack-o-lanterns! They can be vicious! Glad Jan survived. Hope you had a happy, less bloody Halloween this year. ~RascalandRocco

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